Aunty Donna - Riding the Crypto Coaster
Money, money, money, money, I got it all
Dollar dollar bills out my asshole fall
I wasn't always rich, uh-uh, no way
I earnt my zero-zeros the hard way
I used to be a regular middle class guy
Living in a flat that my mum supplied
I was at uni, getting a degree
When I heard the word, "cryptocurrency"
★ Bridge ★
I asked my mum for a small loan, and traded it all for crypto
My crypto coin grew big big big
Now I'm a crypto big bigwig
★ Hook ★
Cryptocurrency
It sent me straight to the top
Before crypto, I had to buy food from the shops
★ Verse 2 ★
All of this happened yesterday, 'cus crypto prices move quick-lay
I get price updates sent to my phone
Beep
Ooh, watch my money grow!
Beep
I'm a millionaire, yo!
Beep
The market's taken a blow, I lost 800k, oh no!
When mum finds out-
Beep
I'm a billionaire, read it and weep
Beep
I just lost it all!
Beep
It's back, phew, close call!
Beep
My currency just went bust
I invested everything into ass pennies
And now I'm out on my ass with no pennies
It sounds made up, ass pennies, but ass pennies were real, look it up
★ Bridge ★
Now I'll go back to mum's disappointment
Now I'll go back to my rent-free apartment
Now I'll go back to my uni degree
Now I'll go back to being unlucky
★ Hook ★
Cryptocurrency
I used to be at the top
After crypto, I still have to go to the shops
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