Snakebite126 - Monokuma vs The Annoying Orange

Terrible rap battles of comic sans
Monokuma
Vs
The annoying orange
Begin!

Monokuma:
I am monokuma and i’m your headmaster
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, orange’s got no rhymes
So i’ve got my dukes up
Flow smooth like butter - mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a deluxe room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen
Passion fruit gets your juices flowing? you’re an oj simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modеrn times, you can not deal cause now you’vе lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, i should’ve just went with your show on cn
Annoying orange:
Awww, a teddy! hahahaha, nice diss, bear
But i’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers
They should call it dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s ao, with the great flows straight from dane boe
On the kitchen sink, i’ll be spitting seeds cause i kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an ultimate punishment but all your crushing’s the dj’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your va’s throats
Your little cubs should get ready to write your mono-file
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, i’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little alter ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they i say i talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen?
The monokubs:
Then get burned like celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask komaru - i’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? i mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-crew? like among us? hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because i’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just clockwork, orange
This ain’t a jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because i’m sharp as a knife
I’ll take your happy appy sausage party brain destroying channel and i’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that i’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying orange:
This is your lesson, huh? then let me ask this
How’d an ai run by junko go out of fashion
Today your fangans are the only reason that people stick
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you liam the leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure