Andrew Huang - How To Actually Wear Pants

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Put your left leg
In the left pant leg

Put your right leg
In the right pant leg

Pull the zipper up
(zzzzzzzip!)

And push the button through the hole
Give it a rub for good luck

Comb the tassels to eliminate knots
(you don't want to get ❲?❳)

Roll up the cuffs
Three rolls
Or knee high
Whichever comes first

Inflate the protective personal space maintenance buffer

And tune the jingle bells
*jingle bells*
To F#
*jingle bells*
Mixolydian
*jingle bells*

Place a package of gum
In one of the back pockets
But not both

Adjust the brightness and contrast to settings
Which are appropriate for your destination
Now, you are wearing your pants
Now, you are wearing your pants
Now, you are wearing your pants

Release Date: July 15, 2022

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Andrew Huang is a musician and a producer from Toronto, notable for creating music with unconventional items, such as paper or samples of the sound of a comet recorded by NASA. His many albums are made in various different genres. He produces and writes most of his songs, showing that he has musical and lyrical talent.

Before Andrew started publishing his music under his own name, he used many pseudonyms, including ‘Songstowearpantsto’, ‘Your Heart’, ‘Girl’, ‘Spokesman’, ‘The Cloud’, ‘Ghostface Kilobyte’, and ‘VS’. He initially used his website songtowearpantsto as a platform, where he published silly songs based on viewer suggestions. After he started his YouTube account, ‘songstowearpantsto,’ Andrew gained momentum with his viral video Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows, which kickstarted his YouTube career. Wanting to create a more serious online presence as a musician, he then changed his YouTube channel name to “ANDREW HUANG,” and made a new Bandcamp page of the same name featuring most of his previously published serious songs.