Bo Burnham - A Love Ballad
Hello, people of the world
And- and internet pedophiles
Uhm, I'm Bo Burnham, uh
I've changed since we've last met
I have some- I have some boy-ish acne, which is awesome
Uhm, and despite the shirt, I am- I am not gay
And to prove that, I will sing a love ballad
Here we go
★ Chorus ★
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair
From the start it was еasy to see
This was the girl for me
Who cares if shе was eighty-three?
★ Verse 1 ★
She could make me silent, make me shout
And she drove me wild with those dentures out
When we ate, people said we were rude
'Cause I had to pre-chew her food
★ Verse 2 ★
Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face
I put my hand up her skirt... Second base!
We made love and the more I thrust
The more the room was covered in dust
The room was covered in dust
★ Bridge ★
Then one day I felt a chill
As I woke up from our bed
She was lying there real still
My little lady was already dead
The wake happened on a Saturday night
I just sat there and bowed my head
A little girl was on my right
Crying because her grandma was dead
And that little girl, she
★ Chorus ★
Got me with her looks got me with her tears
Feminine beauty beyond her years
From the start it was easy to see
That was the girl for me
Who cares if she was only three?
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Biography
Currently, he has over 200 million views on his YouTube channel.
As of now, Bo has released 5 albums: Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, what., and Make Happy.
Bo Fo Sho was Burnham’s debut EP. The six-track comedy album was released on June 17, 2008 by Comedy Central Records, and charted well across the Billboard charts.
In a June 2008 interview with Wired Magazine, Burnham described himself as:
still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them
and that if Bo Fo Sho were anything else,
it would lose the whole DIY effect of how I started out.
Burnham co-created, co-wrote, co-produced, and starred in a TV series called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous in 2013 for MTV, although it was cancelled after 12 episodes, running from May 2, 2013 to June 29, 2013.
His first book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone, was first published on October 1, 2013, and is a collection of comedically absurd poetry and musings.
Another book, currently referred to as Untitled Burnham 1 of 1, is thought to be an autobiography with approximately 280 pages, which was set to be released September 2017, although no such book has been published.
His film Eighth Grade was released on July 13, 2018 to widespread critical acclaim and currently holds a 98% Tomatometer rating on Rotten Tomatoes.