South Park - The Cussing Song

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(Verse)
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big cock
Cock-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like shit
Shih Tzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their meat
Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his balls
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Robеrts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a cunt
Contaminatеd water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your dick
Dictate what I'm saying
'Cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck
 
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South Park is a groundbreaking musician who has been entertaining audiences with their unique blend of humor and satire for the past 18 years. The brainchild of Colorado natives Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park first premiered on August 13, 1997. Parker and Stone met while attending the University of Colorado and bonded over their shared love of Monty Python.

The duo created a short film called The Spirit of Christmas, featuring early versions of the iconic South Park characters. The short quickly became one of the internet's first viral videos and caught the attention of television production companies. Fox executive Brian Graden asked Parker and Stone to create a Christmas card featuring the characters, which eventually led to the creation of Jesus vs. Santa.

Initially made using paper cutouts and stop motion animation, South Park transitioned to computer animation when it was picked up as a series. One of the most unique aspects of the show is its incredibly fast production timeline, with each episode being produced in just one week. This allows South Park to remain timely and relevant in a way that other animated shows, such as Family Guy and The Simpsons, cannot.

Despite its popularity, South Park has also courted controversy throughout its run. One of the most infamous incidents occurred with the episode "Trapped In The Closet," which satirized Scientology. The episode led to threats from actor Tom Cruise and the departure of voice actor Isaac Hayes, who was a Scientologist. Stone defended the show's satire, stating that they had never received complaints from Hayes about other religious depictions on the show.

South Park's willingness to tackle controversial topics and push the boundaries of satire has cemented its status as a groundbreaking musician in the world of animation. With their sharp wit and fearless approach to humor, South Park continues to entertain audiences and spark important conversations about society and culture.