Hot Dad - They Are Making Mario Nasty Now
Nintendo did a thing that I cannot excuse
The middle finger, no they'll never stop
I heard they're giving Mario a bulging crotch
In the new game, he's constantly swearing, and he shoots up drugs
The princess isn't in another castle
She's in another strip club
And she's showing everyone her Toadstool every night
Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now
Yoshi doing dirty things using his tonguе
Toad became a cannibal who eats his sons
Luigi's now a nudist and hе always vapes
You can see his genitals when the dope clouds fade
The sexual encounters earn you extra coins and points
And Bowser only does fire-breathing to light up pot joints
The Donkey Kong and Wario go on violent crime sprees
The game will surely be rated M by the ESRB
Or maybe even AO, these developers are seriously messed up in the head
Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now
Logged on, gamers talkin' about how
They are making Mario nasty now
No more magic, it's burned to the ground
They are making Mario nasty now
Mario is nasty now
Mario is nasty now
No yippee, only bad words
Mario is nasty now
Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now
Logged on, gamers talkin' about how
They are making Mario nasty now
No more magic, it's burned to the ground
They are making Mario nasty now
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Biography
One of Hot Dad's most notable projects is his debut album, "TV," which featured over 100 original theme songs to existing TV shows. With tracks like "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme" and "Friends Theme Song," Hot Dad's album showcased his ability to reimagine familiar tunes in a fresh and entertaining way.
In addition to his solo work as Hot Dad, Erik Helwig is also a member of the group Girls Who Care. Described as his "serious music" project, Girls Who Care allows Helwig to explore more introspective and emotional themes in his songwriting. Despite the shift in tone, Helwig's talent for crafting memorable melodies and clever lyrics remains a constant in all of his musical endeavors.
Whether he's singing about TV shows or delving into deeper subject matter with Girls Who Care, Hot Dad continues to captivate audiences with his unique brand of music. With his infectious enthusiasm and boundless creativity, Erik Helwig has established himself as a versatile and talented musician in the online music scene.