Freshy Kanal - Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya

★ Intro ★
RAP BATTLE!
KICK-ASS
VS
IZUKU MIDORIYA
BEGIN!

★ Kick-Ass ★
Hey, Hit Girl, you wanna-?
Oh, it's just me
Well... stand aside for a hero to serve the beat!
'Cause against me, study up my name
Why don't you take a page?
For someone who can make a change, do what you do best -
Break a leg!
I don't need a sick stick to make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite off more than this dick, prick!
You misfit! The real world ain't some class to place last, kid!
Bitch, your name literally means you get your ass kicked!
Your obsession with your teacher really gives me the creeps, bro!
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico!

★ Izuku Midoriya ★
You're one to talk about starting off worthless -
With your daydreams and hormones
I wouldn't say that you're quirkless
So let me take the shots, but you won't need your vest
'Cause even if you're juiced on speed, you couldn't match my 5 percent!
Cram more cheap jokes and violence; I'll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks; you need cheap toys and sidekicks
It took one whiny white kid to almost go and unfold ya
And the size of your nightstick's... NOT PLUS ULTRA!

★ Kick-Ass ★
Talk about dick jokes, but you couldn't get around
Your girl's got gravity powers, but you still can't go down!
I might've fucked up my senses but you still get on my nerves!
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass you his fire-spitting quirk!

★ Izuku Midoriya ★
Well, too bad your daddy didn't pass his genes for getting merc'd
You're so scared of getting hurt, you let a kid do all your work!
Think you'll leave me in a Red Mist?
You can't hip-hop like Tsu, tho
Staten Island's got it rough if their best hero is a dudebro!

★ Kick-Ass ★
You're one to talk about parenting, watch what you utter!
You pull a mama's boy household by disappointing each other!
Drowning in your mourning, dude, you would beg to reach my tier
Shit - Retitle this: "my wetsuit vs. your self-pity tears!"

★ Izuku Midoriya ★
I'm strapping armor, while you're braggin' bout that wetsuit you're reppin'?
You spent too much kicking ass in the Walmart clearance section!
But you said you wanna make up for your mistakes? It's a bit late
This dickface draws his path in the shadow of Nic Cage!
Keep running yourself in depth with all the chaos you're causin'
I'm gonna show myself out now, and share that cocoa with your coffin!

★ Outro ★
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!