Commander Jacob - Ugandan Knuckles vs Wario Apparition
(Yo) A big-headed plumber's bummed cuz he’s not the one that Peach be piping
Ay, I have an army of bruddas. What can this sucka do, teach me typing?
I'm sick of your stinky garlic breathing. People researching? They're not, believe me
You even fail to make a hallway creepy. I been more scared by Waluigi
Gonna hittem witta *brrrrrr* then a *click click click click click* when I’m dispersing my lines
Every person lies when they say their generic glitches arе personalized
No one wantеd you in the game that bad, fatass. I bet you eat hella meals
So as we conquer Wario Land, I've verbally confirmed your L is Real
★ Verse 2: Wario Apparition (Mr. Tibbs) ★
What a Dire Dire situation. It's showtime!
A dead meme wanna to test me? I guess ghosts really don't die
I bite hard when I rap. You got no stars. Turn around, get torn apart
My head's set like VR. You want bars? Wario show you bars
You're a beta like the game build I came from, so I can tell you ain't mean
Keep asking if I know the way cuz you been stuck in early 2018
You gotta be coo-coo crazy thinking you had a chance at battling me
I'll be the one drinking your blood. Forget the queen and bow to your king!
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