Justin Gombita - Snake in Th' Toilet
Alright then, time for a quick little trip to the potty
(Snake Hissing)
Ah! Oh bullocks me!
Mommy! Mommy come quick to the bathroom!
Mommy! In the lou
★ Mommy ★
What 'appened?
★ Charlie ★
Mommy, there's a snake in the toilet, mommy
★ Mommy ★
In the toilet?
★ Charlie ★
In the toi- Yeah, in the toilet, mommy
★ Mommy ★
There's a snake in the toilet?
★ Charlie ★
W-What am I supposed to do about it mommy? There's a snake in the- in the bloody toilet!
★ Mommy ★
Well I don't know what you're supposed to do about it, ChARliE
★ Charlie ★
Right...
★ Mommy ★
Just do something
★ Charlie ★
God, bloody snake in the- bloody lou, in the- (breaks character) in the bloody toilet, there's a snake
What the bloody hell am I gonna do about a snake in the toilet?
Does anybody have an answer for me? My name's Charlie
★ The Voices ★
You gotta piss on the snake (wut?)
Oh Charlie, don't make a mistake
You gotta piss right on the snake
Oh Charlie, take out your dick
And piss on the snake
★ Charlie ★
Right...
Yeah but I don't really wanna piss on a snake, mate. That's kinda spooky. Kinda scary
★ The Voices ★
Just do it
★ Charlie ★
Well I guess if you guys think that's the only choice for a little boy named Charlie to do I suppose- I- I suppose I'll go right into the lou and I'll start pissin' on the- on the snake right- I'll do it right now
(opening door)
(unzip pants)
(initiate piss sequence)
(Snake hisses louder, then strikes)
★ Charlie ★
Bloody Hell!
Oh mate, it- the snake just bit me!
Oh geez, right on the cock (breaks character)
The snake just bit me on the COCK
Oh it bloody hurts too!
Oh mate, oh ge- oh... bloody... blood, mate
What the hell do I do?
★ The Voices ★
You gotta suck all the poison out Charlie (What no I can't, what are you talking about?)
You gotta get down on your back and flip your legs over your head and suck the poison out. (I don't wanna do that! That's disgusting)
Or you're gonna die (oh mate, oh mate I can't do that)
Charlie you gotta do it you idiot
★ Charlie ★
Oh alright, alright here it goes
(Sucking)
Mmm!
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