Habanero Silver - Mauled By A Bear
They train him 24/7 in the east wing
Where it’s dark and it’s cold
He’s just an agent, he doesn’t know a damn thing
He just does what he’s told
His eyes are wide from the psychoactives (He’s on drugs!)
They track his vitals on charts
Don’t worry, he’s been tested, he’s not radioactive
He’s just been taught martial arts
★ Chorus 1 ★
Train a bear to do karate!
Next thing you know, you’re gettin’ kicked in the face
Train a bear to do karate
Next thing you know you’re being
Mauled by a bear
(Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
★ Verse 2 ★
He uses a 20-ton punching bag like it’s a toy
No sign of his victims
He knows to fight, and to kill, and to rip and destroy
This is his system
He’s destructive, he’s a menace
He renders everything else null and void
He’s on a road to self acceptance
I think he’s getting annoyed
★ Chorus 2 ★
Train a bear to do jiu-jitsu
Next thing you know, you’re gettin’ struck in the head
Train a bear to do jiu-jitsu
Next thing you know you’re being
Attacked by a bear
(Attacked by a bear
Ah-ooh)
★ Bridge ★
Run away
Run away
Run away
Run away
★ Chorus 3 ★
Ooh, train a bear to do kung fu
Next thing you know, you’re gettin’ swept in the leg
Train a bear to do jiu-jitsu
Next thing you know you better
Flee from the bear
Run from the bear
Mauled by a bear
★ Outro ★
Better run now
You better run now
You better run now!
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