Josh Roehl - Captain Josh's Lament
I'm Captain Josh, the captain of the JR5
A ship that I have run for over five years
I've faced many dangers, but I'm still alive
I've had to face a lot of fears
★ Pre-Chorus ★
I've got a crew that is helpful to me
Jack, Mary, John and Steven, among others
We go back a very long time
Mary's like a sister, and Steven's like a brother
★ Chorus ★
I've been through everything that you can imagine
Like the time a group of pirates hijacked our ship
I had to fight them off, as you can imagine
Those pirates didn't know what they would get
★ Verse 2 ★
They were known as the Rum Rumblers, they were pirates of the sea
They collected quarters, but we didn't have any
Jack tried to compromise and gave them five pennies
But that wasn't enough, as the Rum Rumblers got angry
★ Pre-Chorus ★
One of them, named Bubbles, brought out his sword
I was getting nervous as he threatened us more
Then I found a quarter floating in the open sea
I have it to Bubbles, and now we were free
★ Chorus ★
I've been through everything that you can imagine
Like the time a group of pirates hijacked our ship
I had to fight them off, as you can imagine
Those pirates didn't know what they would get
★ Bridge ★
It's a very adventurous life
Being the captain of the JR5
I still remember the time that I travelled to Venice
And dreamed about going on a date with Elaine Benes
★ Outro ★
I know that she's a fictional character
But I wish I could go out with her on a date
Maybe she'd be impressed that I'm the captain of a ship
Or maybe she'd be more attracted to a first mate
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