Legend57 - Among Us vs Neil Armstrong. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History.

★ Verse 1: Neil Armstrong ★
Pilot, teacher, engineer
First on the moon versus the worst trend in years
Adaptations winning Oscars, it's so beautiful
Who says, "let's watch the Among Us Musical"?
Kill yourself
A giant leap for mankind
I'm more badass than Chuck Norris and Jay-Z combined
I'm leaving this Flash game headass in my moon dust
There's a whack rapper among us and you're sus

★ Verse 2: Among Us ★
I'm the whack rapper?
Armstrong, please
At least I didn't die of a fucking heart disease
One feat to your name, bud
I beat you in spades
Yet, you say that you're the winner like this battles thе space race
Back home camе the lawsuits, got over-protective
As if you had a new mission, Apollo Chapter 11

★ Interlude: Among Us & Neil Armstrong ★
I just had a soda from McDonalds
I think Among Us went to the moon first
What are you talking about?
Neil Armstrong died in 2012, how can he go to the moon?
Because!
Because deez nuts, my homie!
It doesn't make any sense!
You're coping!
You're coping, you're coping, you're coping!
He died
Kill yourself

★ Verse 3: Playboi Carti, Among Us & Neil Armstrong ★
Pardon me?
Oh, it's Playboi Carti!
Here to promote his new album, Whole Lotta Red!
Uh, hey guys! Is it fine if I have a verse?
Sure man, go for it!
Well, in that case...
Partyin' all day-
You just killed Playboi Carti!

★ Verse 4: Michael De Santa, Franklin Clinton, & Terrifying Trevor ★
Okay
Thinking you can beat the creepypasta king is blasphemy
I killed Trevor and Franklin and brought them back to rap with me
Among Us? How about you get a fucking job
I'll pass the mic to Franklin to make your lives get robbed
It appears there are some bitch-ass ninjas among us
And we're stepping in this battle even more than Neil does
Don't answer the phone or it will be the end
Michael will kill you guys, like he did to his own friends
Terrifying Trevor and I'm coming in strong
If you thought that you would win this battle, you are Neil Armst-wrong
Wanna know why Franklin is no longer alive?
We did a little trolling and drove him to suicide

★ Verse 5: The Terminator ★
Hey guys, I am pleased to announce, I am no longer trapped
Have a Happy New Year and I'll see you all in the next battle

★ Interlude: Walter White ★
Walter White
Hehe, look at this man
It's about time for me to destroy him!
You aren't a real rapper, Clinton
Don't- that
This is black on black
Just like Minecraft, I'mma slice you with my pickaxe
I heard you like LEGO's, so why don't you go home and build yourself a LEGO girlfriend?
Otherwise you should just go back to dating your right hand
Yeah, I might be a weirdo

★ Outro: Donald Trump ★
They’re remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford, you can’t do that
And now they’re making Ghostbusters with only women
What’s going on?