Epic Rap Batles of History - Minecraft vs Fortnite

★ intro ★
Epic rap batles of history!
Minecraft
Vs
Fortnite
Begin!

★ verse 1: steve ★
What's this? i see a new foe has entered my realm; better switch it to hardcore
Spit fire like a blast furnace quick and with bars galore from spawn to encore
I go fast when i rap, that's facts, i'm like redstone and gold on the tracks
Try to dance out of this one, you can't! i'm fully enchanted and on the attack
Diamond sword to the sky, and i won't shy away from a strike when a monster is in place
Especially when necessity dictates that i hit a dick straight in their dastardly shit face
Best builder on the pc homie, ez, won't be topped, i'm too op
What's a ninja with adhd and an smg gonna do to the og?
I get crunk when i dunk on punks with an uglier art style than friday night funkin
I know you like to take dives, so you might as well get it over with so i can keep on spelunkin'
You keep cranking out chapters and seasons and sellout endorsements, what a shit fest
You'd be at rigor mortis without your fortieth rick and morty crossover just to retain some fucking interest

★ verse 2: jonesy ★
Droppin' in, i don't need no skin cause i'm just jonesin' for a brawl
Poppin' slurp juice for the win; fast-paced action while your shit's just a crawl
So listen closely you fucking phony, i'm jonesy, all the ladies wanna blow me!
Keep spitting baloney while i build a staircase just to show that your ass is below me (holy)
You wanna talk about my chapters? geez! how about that dlc?
It's just slop and shit, no proper fits, dookie came straight from the flush factory
Blast a blocky bitch with lead from my ar for even thinking they can step on my radar
With how your devs strayed far and your days are numbered when you meet my friend the renegade raider
I got a rocket launcher just to make your boots quake, scatter your square limbs across loot lake
So you better stop rapping if only for your sake, cause your whack-ass bars are making my head shake
I love the coloreds and the queers, check the list of my reps, there's a skin for everybody here
Go ahead, try to slay me, but it's quite clear there's a reason i won game of the year

★ verse 3: steve ★
I see you're after more, but that verse was buggier than chapter 4
You'll see my profits soar, when i break you like stone you'll be begging for more
I wanna show some resistance, but you bitches are simply just making me pissed, man
Sure, your og brought your players a distance, but now that it's gone, you've been pushed like a piston

★ verse 4: jonesy ★
I'm sorry, i didn't hear you! i was too busy just hitting a little jig
Cause this beat is sick and my meat is big, here's a chug jug baby, have a little swig
I spit fire, that's my default on the rap track, better backtrack cause i clap back
Knapstrap strapped to my back, everytime you fucking spit a rap slap cue a laugh track (hyack hyack hyack hyack)

★ verse 5: steve ★
So you're saying to prepare for some thrashing? ironic, since i'm the one that's smashing
Sakurai made my ass look fly, don't be bashing bitch, you look like you wanna die
Gonna leave your fucking island in shambles like i did with ooo, bitch, don't fucking gamble
I'm sick of you loopers and your stupid rambles, so take a clue, bury yourself in a damn hole

★ verse 6: jonesy ★
I leave girls drenched like moisty mire, i stay hot yet cool when under fire
While your company treats you like you're just for hire; another collab? man, just pass the quire
While we add new mechanics and skins and emotes, people keep saying "damn, fortnite rocks!"
I'm the only one out here innovating, and yet your ass is still out here with blocks

★ interlude: roblox noob ★
Did somebody say... blox?

★ verse 7: roblox noob ★
Now i'm in this bitch, this mega brick battle can really start to ignite
Cause unlike you limited bitches, i can take my fights to new heights
Got builderman on my side for life, while notch got shadow-banned from his own creation
Not to mention fortnite's lawsuit won't help, cause mustard might have to start some evasion
Funny how fortnite's been stealing my flow ever since they claimed that they're creative
Also funny how ever since then, it's proven to be nothing but always degradative
Never had a downfall to the algorithm, we've always been on top, not you guys though, it's a shame
Sold to microsoft to leave your game into shambles, while our players prove that we're the most popular game
Ironic fortnite is the name of your game, since that's as far as your player retention has stayed
What're you laughing at minecraft? with your lack of updates, since for you, it's really the same
I've outclassed you both, so stop with the ranting, cause you know i've been here the longest
So now, when it comes down to our rankings, i guess you can say that i'm the dominus (fuck you, pricks)

★ outro ★
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap
Batles- *bomb explosion*
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Batles of historyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!