Epic Rap Batles of History - The Amazing Digital Circus vs Bendy and the Ink Machine

★ intro ★
Epic rap batles of history!
Pomni
Versus
Uhh, bendy again…
Begin

★ verse 1: bendy ★
Welcome, one and all, to joey drew studios
Just like your pilot's plot, you know that i bring that stupid flow
Take your quirky designs back to the drawing board maybe
Looking like little miss “don’t hug me i’m baby” (crazy)
Fuck you! i don't need to filter my bars
Put some youtube kids nonsense against one of the stars
Just style over substance, at least my gameplay’s frightening
You’re just pseudo-intellectual, le’ existential writing
Try to start shit with me, turn your one-off to history
I'll pick you up to throw you on the ground again you little freak
Black and white diamonds, yeah my outfit's always glistening
I'd tell pomni to fuck right off if she was even listening

★ interlude: pomni ★
…what? i’m sorry, huh?
I'm supposed to take you... down a peg?

★ verse 2: caine and caine as jmb bendy ★
Sorry kid, never hesitate if you’re gonna break a leg
Or bend and crack a cartoon, now i’ll make a deviled egg
I’m caine! kill you if you’re able
See what bubble’s cooking, slam you through the kitchen table
I’ll take bendy and his mean bean machine
Deep into the void, see what existential terror means
Here’s my impression of you, it’s like you spoke it for me:
A mask, a doll, a chess piece? the fuck kind of orgy?
Step out my adc, you awful vaudeville clown
You won’t merrily go, but you’ll get hit with a round

★ verse 3: bendy ★
Day after day after day after day, i wish your hype would end
Called up angel dust's va and said "just do that shit again"
Plagiarizing good jokes and making them unfunny
Just to shill out early merch for some quick, easy money
To say you got a solid story seems unbelievable
You’re just an oldsmobile cutlass — an o.c. vehicle!
Now since i’ve gotten my spotlight, i’ll give you a shot at the mic

★ interlude: pomni ★
…alright?—

★ verse 4: jax ★
We made one episode, this matchup got locked
Might make like five battles ‘fore your second chapter’s dropped
You abused all your employees just to rise up to the top
You won't get a dark revival when we make your cycle stop
You looked to telltale, drip-fed episodic contents
Now i can’t help but blame you for this poppy playtime nonsense
When it comes to indie horror games, you're barely bottom tier
If i see one more half-%$!# mascot, i’m outta here

★ verse 5: beast bendy ★
What makes you think that you can defy this?
Call me ben-d.b. cooper, i’m hijackin’ your pilot
You can't escape the circus or my shadow, it's pathetic
Don't tell me about ripoffs when you stole our whole aesthetic
Your future is sealed, your fanbase dies here
Only smear frames i’ll tween is your whole troupe’s blood smear
Use my rubber hose as tourniquet, the slyest time looper’s
Be-kind-rewinding you back to mario bloopers

★ verse 6: pomni ★
Interrupt me again, i’m abstracting on a bitch
Not talking pibby when i say “produced by glitch”
When you compare us to another thing to diss me, no biggie
Your whole aesthetic was ripped from disney’s epic mickey
Pomni on the breakaway, i’ll find a way to break out
So much flow i jump the layout ‘cause you know it’s how i play now
I got a choice for this inked abomination though
Back the beast into the cage, or into the cellar you go

★ outro ★
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap batles of-
Oh! can you, like, tone it down?
Uhh... alright, alright
History!