Baconisyummy - South Dakota Is Fake
Bacon on the beat
★ verse 1 ★
The other day i was walking down the street
Just because i wanted something to eat
Then i ran into this guy named pete
And i said hi cause he seemed neat
I found a mark’s right next to a dave’s
Little did i know this spot would mark my grave
We ordered some chicken and then we ate
Then we began to conversate
I asked pete “where are you from”
And then with the next reply i was dumb
Founded cause he said “south dakota”
And i much would’ve preferred he said minnesota
He said to me “i’ll let you in a secret”
But make sure you can keep it
I replyed “yeah, what’s the deal?”
And he said “south dakota isn’t real”
★ chorus ★
South dakota’s real is what they say
But i know the truth south dakota’s fake
And i feel like despite the lies of drake
I know in my heart south dakota’s fake
Young mall cop still love the game quake
Y’all know i’ve been popping since lunch break
And i’m not convinced by what they say
Cause i see the scheme and south dakota’s fake
★ verse 2 ★
Sick and tired of all these so called people trying to claim south’s dakotas real
Got fired from my job cause i tried to steal
But i know it’s really cause they think south dakota’s real
I don’t understand how everyone lives in ignorance
I’m gonna make sure they never forget
My theory’s and claims that have no proof
That i yap about when i’m in the booth
North dakota’s also fake too forget to mention
So many fake states but no one pays attention
Cause they got paid government pensions
To keep quiet like they in detention
I’m the only one who will ever know
The truth about the states that are below
Manitoba reminds me of corona
The way these lies are spreading across the globe-a
★ chorus ★
South dakota’s real is what they say
But i know the truth south dakota’s fake
And i feel like despite the lies of drake
I know in my heart south dakota’s fake
Young mall cop still love the game quake
Y’all know i’ve been popping since lunch break
And i’m not convinced by what they say
Cause i see the scheme and south dakota’s fake
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