Achampnator - The Night from Friday to Monday

Where was i in the night
From friday to monday?
I was at home don't made anything
In quarantine cause of corona
And i think: "such a shit."
I die cause of boredom
Tell me, where was i in the night
From friday to monday?

I thought: "a virus?! such things just get computer!"
Doesn't matter, then i stay at home what a great thing
(a while later...) (ehh!)
I decorated my balcony cause of boredom and renovated my apartement
Composed this song and masturbated around ten times
Cause the pubs are closed but everyonе got time
Me and my friends makе party over skype
Yeah, in the past you had to be ashamed for loafing about
Today you rescue lives with that
And all companies go bankrupt out of my dealer
A mouthguard costs so much like cocaina
I sit the whole day on my couch and twiddle thumbs
And this song goes viral like covid-19

Where was i in the night
From friday to monday?
I was at home don't made anything
In quarantine cause of corona
And i think: "such a shit."
I die cause of boredom
Tell me, where was i in the night
From friday to monday?
Bad joke: i come to a party with corona
Jest, i stay at home and sort my smarties
I don't know mercy when celebrating, 'stead o' jägermeister sagrotan
Smoke consciously and filter the air you breathe
I check the corner store, what just happened?
If there's no pasta, i'll eat toilet paper
Yeah, i dohamster shopping, but don't know what they eat
And that granny also needs something i forgot
And what are we going to do with our tanks and armies?
The enemy aren't the others, man, this you can't even see
But fuck the panic, we can do it together
The virus breaks because it is made in china

Where was i in the night
From friday to monday?
I was at home played chess with myself
In quarantine cause of corona
And i think: "such a shit."
My toilet paper is running low
Tell me, where was i in the night
From friday to monday?