Achampnator - Ten little Jägermeister

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One little Jägermeister don't liked to be alone
So he invited nine others over to the Christmas feast

Ten little Jägermeister with time to smoke a joint
One of them keeled over, there's nine left at this point

Nine little Jägermeister went to write a will
In order to inherit, one they had to kill

Eight little Jägermeister speeding all alone
Seven got to Düsseldorf one ended in Cologne

It's one for all but still all for one
When one is away why cry it's done?
You'll all get your turn, can't disagree
That's how life goes, it's you or it's me

Seven little Jägermeister went to a rendezvous
One was unlucky, the husband was there too

Six little Jägermeister tried to dodge their tax
Five are making payments, one is making sacks

Five little Jägermeister checked out by the cops
One of them looks Arab so his life promptly stops
It's one for all but still all for one
When one is away why cry it's done?
You'll all get your turn, can't disagree
That's how life goes, it's you or it's me

We all have to go
Your heart may be shattered
But the world doesn't know
How much it once mattered

Four little Jägermeister on an army spree
Drinking shots to win a bet, now there's only three

Three little Jägermeister in a pub with huge TV
Two eat steaks with greasy chips, one with BSE

Two little Jägermeister, asylum seekers both
One of them is welcome, the other's on the boat

It's one for all but still all for one
When one is away why cry it's done?
You'll all get your turn, can't disagree
That's how life goes, it's you or it's me

We all have to go
Your heart may be shattered
But the world doesn't know
How much it once mattered
It's one for all but still all for one
When one is away why cry it's done?
You'll all get your turn, can't disagree
That's how life goes, it's you or it's me

We all have to go
Your heart may be shattered
But the world doesn't know
How much it once mattered

But the world doesn't know
How much it once mattered

One little Jägermeister, didn't like to be alone
So summoned up nine new ones on his mobile phone
 
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"Achampnator - Ten little Jägermeister" is a dark and satirical song that tells the story of ten Jägermeister (a popular German herbal liqueur) coming together for a Christmas feast. As the song progresses, each verse details the misfortunes that befall the Jägermeister, leading to their dwindling numbers. From accidents and legal troubles to political and social issues, each Jägermeister meets a different fate.

The chorus emphasizes the theme of unity and inevitability, highlighting the idea that everyone must face their own challenges and ultimately meet their end. The repeated refrain of "We all have to go, your heart may be shattered, but the world doesn't know how much it once mattered" adds a touch of melancholy to the otherwise lighthearted lyrics.

Overall, "Achampnator - Ten little Jägermeister" is a clever and thought-provoking song that uses dark humor to explore themes of mortality, fate, and the interconnectedness of life.

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More Achampnator lyrics

Achampnator - Bitte keine Gewalt
Mein Leben hat ein' Knacks Und mein Leben hat ein' Knocks Ich bin erstaunt, dass ich noch lebe Ihr wisst nicht, was ich geseh'n hab' in meinem

Achampnator - Boom Boom Boom
It goes up and down in Life But when you think 'bout anything you like Then your heart goes like: Boom Boom Boom Your heart is racing

Achampnator - La Tristeza
La tristeza está subiendo por mi columna vertebral Mis lágrimas comienzan a rodar por mis mejillas Y empiezo a llorar como un lobo que aúlla contra la luna llena

Achampnator - Full Moon
If the sun touches the Horizon And the full moon stays on the Sky You can't sleep because the moon Don't let you sleep Full Moon - Is shining

Achampnator - Wo Bleibt Der Sommer
Wo bleibt der Sommer? Ich habe ihn dieses Jahr Nur einmal gesehen Wo bleibt der Sommer? Ich habe ihn dieses Jahr Nur einmal gesehen

Achampnator - Weg Von Hier
Ich sehe das graue Unglück Das poltert auf uns zu, ich hab' es schon geahnt Oho, was soll ich bloß machen, UUUUUH Ich will weg von hier, weg vom Fleck

Achampnator - Pleine lune
Si le soleil atteint l'horizon Et la lune reste haute dans le ciel Impossible de dormir car la lune T'en empêche La pleine lune est si

Achampnator - Ignoriert mich ruhig
Str. 01 Ich hasse es, ignoriert und pikiert zu werden Mann, ihr könnt mich mal Mann, ihr seid mir scheißegal Mann, was wollt ihr von mir hör'n?

Achampnator - Silence is Golden
You know the noises from around the world The cars they roll and the voices they talk You are always in stress it's strenuously But once you need a peaceful and

Achampnator - Rauchen? Nein Danke!
{Str. 01:} Dieser Sargnagel in deiner Hand bringt dich bald ins versprochene Land Nein, nicht nach Jerusalem, da gehörst du eh nicht hin! Nein, in den

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Biography

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Achampnator was born in 1997
His first name is actually Aaron.
The name Achampnator was created from a mixture of the first name or first letter of the first name with the English word Champ and Nator as a kind of robot.
He mostly sings in English and only in small parts in German, Czech and Spanish