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Achampnator - Deutsche Bahn [English Version]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the ICE to Frankfurt/Main
Arrives divergent at the opposite platform
Departure of that train was 14:02
Though, it wasn't because it's already half past two
Unfortunately with us most things are different from what you expect:
Today we attached the wagons the wrong way
The wagon sequence is directly the opposite of plan...
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your train manager speaking
I'm not able to speak in a normal way
But nevertheless you get the service that you are accustomed to:
First German and then English, with heavy accent
First of all I want to recommend - without hiding my disgust -
The offer of our onboard bistro:
Meatloaf and softdrink for € 7.10
Before have fun in the queue

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
With crazy prices
On ramshackle tracks
We spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering :
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we can't continue our journey
Because there's a cow on the rails
But please keep us loving
We just were too long a public enterprise
If you want to use the lavatory
We suggest to clean it yourself
The best way is to use a bottle of Dettol
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
With crazy prices
On ramshackle tracks
We spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering:
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!

Ladies and Gentlemen, because most times no one understand them
The heating constantly is out of order
Otherwise air conditioners are ready for you
But they only work up to 32° C
We have a theory, but the proof is missing:
In winter it's getting cold and in summer it's getting hot
Experience cold shock and delirium with us -
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
With crazy prices
On ramshackle tracks
We spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering:
Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
 
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"Achampnator - Deutsche Bahn [English Version]" is a humorous song that pokes fun at the German train company, Deutsche Bahn. The lyrics describe the various mishaps and inconveniences that passengers may encounter while traveling on their trains. From trains arriving late to having the wagons attached in the wrong order, the song highlights the absurdity of some of the situations that passengers may face. The song also mentions the overpriced onboard bistro food and the lack of working amenities such as heating and air conditioning. Despite all the challenges, the song thanks passengers for their patience and capacity for suffering while traveling with Deutsche Bahn. The catchy chorus repeats the phrase "Thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn" as a sarcastic nod to the less-than-ideal experiences that passengers may have while using the train service. Overall, the song is a lighthearted and humorous take on the frustrations of traveling with Deutsche Bahn.

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Achampnator was born in 1997
His first name is actually Aaron.
The name Achampnator was created from a mixture of the first name or first letter of the first name with the English word Champ and Nator as a kind of robot.
He mostly sings in English and only in small parts in German, Czech and Spanish