HPKritical - My Life
What the fuck's up?
Oh, i know what you guys are thinking, "this guy seems really angry"
Well, guess what? i'm actually shy
And i know, everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause i run to every class with my rolly bag
Well, joke's on them, that's where i keep my katanas
Alright, let me just tune up real quick
Ha
Okay, i think i'm ready
This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare, aka i grew up in the united waste of america, aka i'm a communist, see me after the show for literature
★ intro ★
One, two, one, two, i don't care
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonight
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight
★ verse 1 ★
Black tears, they stain my broken cheeks, i'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway, which highway? the highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off, on a dark black night, you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha, happy anniversary
★ chorus ★
My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is terrible 'cause you don't know what actual fucking pain is
★ interlude ★
Aka have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me i could float like a sugar glider?
And guess what? i jumped off, i fell twenty feet and i broke my fucking foot
★ verse 2 ★
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die
The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay, but you lied
★ chorus ★
My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is horrible, 'cause i guess you fuckin' abandoned me
★ interlude ★
Aka you moved in with your stepdad in darien, connecticut
But you know what? i'll never forget the first time we made love
Aka you gave me a handjob while i played kingdom hearts
★ outro ★
Oh, yeah
Song Description:
edit soundcloudThe song also touches on themes of bullying and feeling misunderstood, with the artist sharing a personal anecdote about being convinced by the basketball team to jump off the school roof, resulting in a broken foot. Despite the dark subject matter, there is a sense of catharsis and release in the music, with the artist using their music as a platform to share their pain and express their emotions.
Overall, "My Life" is a powerful and introspective track that showcases HPKritical's vulnerability and resilience in the face of adversity. The raw honesty and emotional depth of the song make it a relatable and impactful piece of music for listeners who may have experienced similar struggles in their own lives.
SoundCloud:
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