Ren - Living Room Poetry

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intro
Living room, living room
Living room, living room
Living room, living room

verse
This is living room poetry
More stirring than silver sterling spoons in my ready-made cuppa tea
So let me give you my pg tips: splash of milk, two sugars and (satisfied sigh) that's perfect
Let me be visual, more originality in my mind than the word that's original
So far haven't made it off the sofa, so far so good, huh
Ever wonder if you should do something more productive and good?
Nah, pass me the remote control
Stephen attenborough documentaries, that's how i roll

chorus
Oh how this boredom has got to me
Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry
See the world through a tv screen
I learned how to live with the help of the bbc
And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
Chillin' in my slippers watching die hard 3
Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry

verse
Chewing on a packet of cheetos mixed with some salsa and spicy doritos
Billy went and spilled it on the floor, that's cool
They're still good to eat, (why?) the three-second rule, fool
One, here comes to the two to the three to the after eight
I've eaten 20 already and i'm quite the state, but i just keep eating
Ren and ben & jerry, ren, ben, jerry; let's have a threesome
And i know this sounds crazy, but get inside me ben, jerry let's make a food baby
Now my tummy's it is feelin' kinda fruity when my xbox 360 calls me to duty
But i'm bashing like a madman 'cause i can
Tomb raider you would make me a married man
But i got to stop playing, it's dumb
I've played so much halo i've got arthritis in my thumbs

chorus
Oh how this boredom has got to me
Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry
See the world through a tv screen
I learned how to live with the help of the bbc
And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
Chillin' in my slippers watching die hard 3
Sitting by myself singing living room poetry

bridge
People learn their values from dumb shows and crap tv
That's why it's cool to get a vajazzle and catch an std
And people watch reality shows but ignore reality
If you want to watch "made in chelsea," please could you leave?
I'm talking get a bit of something on that doesn't make me wanna lose the will to simply wanna keep breathing please
And slap a bit of "family guy" or "how i met your mother" 'cause i love the way they make me laugh, hee-hee-hee
Films about a samurai or movies about normal guys who find themselves with super powers (iron man)
Star wars movies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, watch for hours
Brrrruh

verse
So i guess i gotta wrap it up
(living room poetry that song sucks)
So what, i got time to kill
I made a tower out of moats while i'm watching "kill bill" (ill)
Yeah, i'm off the hook; sometimes i eat my shreddies out the box, look
I'm a bad boy, brains like einstein, record films on sky+ after my bedtime
And then i watch them in the morning
Dirty dancing, it was pretty boring
Not enough dirty, too much dancing
But patrick swayze was quite good, i quite like him
Anyway i've got to go now, see ya later alligator, soft potato
Now i'm just saying random words
Bicycle, pigeon
Living room poetry, that's how we living

outro - chorus
Oh how this boredom has got to me
Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry
See the world through a tv screen
Learnt how to live with the help of the bbc
And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
Chillin' in my slippers watching die hard 3
Sitting by myself and i'm sittin' by myself
And i'm sittin' by myself and it's got to me
Sittin' by myself singin' living room poetry
See the world through a tv screen
I learned how to live through the help of the bbc
And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good
Chillin' in my slippers watching die hard 3
Sittin' by myself singin' living room poetry
 
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The song "Living Room Poetry" by Ren is a humorous and relatable ode to the joys of being lazy and entertained in the comfort of one's own living room. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of a person indulging in simple pleasures like sipping tea, snacking on junk food, and watching TV shows and movies. The chorus captures the essence of feeling content and at ease in one's own space, singing about the mundane yet satisfying activities that fill their day. The bridge delves into a commentary on society's obsession with reality TV and the importance of finding joy in light-hearted entertainment. Overall, the song is a fun and catchy celebration of the little things that bring comfort and happiness in everyday life.

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Biography

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Ren is a talented musician who has overcome many obstacles in his journey to success. Born with a deep love for music, Ren was discovered as a teenager while playing on the streets. This led to a record deal with Sony Records in 2010, but unfortunately, he was dropped due to a mysterious illness that was later diagnosed as Lyme disease.

Despite the challenges he faced, Ren did not let his illness hold him back. During his time of isolation and depression, he turned to writing and producing music as a way to cope with his struggles. With the support of generous donors, he underwent several stem cell transplants to help combat his disease.

In 2016, Ren released his debut album Freckled Angels, using his music as a platform to raise awareness for Lyme disease. He has remained humble and grounded throughout his career, often seen busking on the streets of Brighton with his friends.

In 2018, Ren collaborated with fellow musician Sam Tompkins on the track “Blind Eyed,” which was well-received by fans and critics alike. In 2019, Ren announced the formation of his band, “The Big Push,” with two friends, showing his commitment to continuing to make music and share his story with the world.

Ren's resilience, talent, and passion for music have made him a standout artist in the industry, and his dedication to raising awareness for Lyme disease has inspired many. As he continues to create and share his music, Ren's impact on the music world is sure to grow even further.