Jesse Welles - God, Abraham, and Xanax
God said onto Abraham, "Take this Xanax bar
Don't talk no more about all of the war
And the cancer goin' on"
Next day, Abe thought he'd bring it up at the local town hall
He said that the air's hard to breathe
And the water ain't clean
They said, "We're forwardin' your call"
He was on hold three days straight
When Jesus picked up the line
He said, "Don't question the guns
And if you wanna have fun
Just be grateful that I'm on your side"
★ Chorus ★
God made the planet
Man made the Xanax
Elon, get Mars ready
Saddle up a big ass star ship a wagon
'Cuz the bars are too damn heavy
★ Verse 2 ★
Jesus said, "I got a friend down at Pfizer
We'll help my buddy Jordan Peterson
We'll get it in quick and we'll get you a 'script'
You're gonna love the diazepam"
Jesus asked him when the head wound happened
He said, "It was somewhere in between
A four-year degree and a-wordering
If I'd rack a WMDs"
Abraham prayed up to the Lord that night
He said, "Lord what am I to do?
All the bushes are burned and the money's been earned
And the interest rates are through the roof"
★ Chorus ★
God made the planet
Man made the Xanax
Elon, get Mars ready
Saddle up a big ass star ship a wagon
'Cuz the bars are too damn heavy, alright
★ Verse 3 ★
God sent an e-mail in the mornin'
When Abraham was all alone
Yeah, it buzzed so hard, like to scare him to death
He thought it was a Houthi drone
Thus, the Lord e-mailed onto Abraham, "Go see your PCP
I know that insurance is high, but so am I
And you know that you can trust me
When you're done downloadin' my new app
And go see my therapist, you're gonna be fine
Take yourself a double SRI"
Abe said, "God, if you insist!"
★ Chorus ★
God made the planet
Man made the Xanax
Elon, get Mars ready
Saddle up a big ass star ship a wagon
'Cuz the bars are too damn heavy
★ Verse 4 ★
Abraham went down to the vape shop
While Jesus was restin' his bones
He got a Very Berry flavor and it gave him a cough
But it was better than feelin' alone
When he got home he decided to give that new app a look
Now Abraham learned to dance and shakin' his ass
But he forgot how to read a book
Abraham prayed up to the lord that night
He said, "Lord, is P Diddy in trouble?"
God said, "You're gettin' it, son, that's a good direction
Let's get that dose to a double"
★ Chorus ★
God made the planet
Man made the Xanax
Elon, get Mars ready
Saddle up a big ass star ship a wagon
'Cuz the bars are too damn heavy, alright
Song Description:
edit soundcloudThe chorus emphasizes the contrast between the power of God in creating the planet and the temporary relief offered by man-made substances like Xanax. The mention of Elon Musk and Mars alludes to the idea of escaping the problems of Earth, but ultimately realizing that the problems will follow wherever one goes.
As Abraham seeks help from Jesus and pharmaceutical companies, he is given prescriptions and advice that provide temporary relief but do not address the root of his struggles. The song highlights the struggles of seeking help in a world filled with distractions and superficial solutions.
Overall, "God, Abraham, and Xanax" is a thought-provoking and introspective song that delves into themes of faith, mental health, and the complexities of modern society. Through its lyrics and storytelling, the song challenges listeners to reflect on the ways in which we seek comfort and meaning in a world that can often feel overwhelming.
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