Lil Pingus - Intro

*beep*
You have ten new voice messages
New message

Good afternoon Mr., uh, it says here, Lil Pingus. My name is Alexander Gibboqns, that's Gibboqns with a silent Q. I represent the Diseased Individual Coalition Kingdom Society, and based on your most popular hit single, I believe you meet the criteria for hon-

*beep*
New message

Hello Mr. Pingus, my name is Milton Peasley, and I'm, uh - I'm actually the chancellor of the Lil Pingus Fan Club in-

*beep*
New messagе

Yeah, hello, Mr. Pingus. This is, uh, Joshua Langston calling from Wells Fargo, I was just looking to vеrify some purchases coming off your bank account. I, uh, wanted to verify there is a 150,000 dollar purchase for a Gucci rug, and a 2,000,000 dollar purcha-

*beep*
New message

Hey, it's mom, which you probably know. Um, dad has some f-

*beep*
New message

Hey yo what's crackalackin g, whatchu tryna do, you tryna link up, you know what I'm sayin' man, you tryna hit me up man, you know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'? I'll probably see you tonight. See you later boo. *kiss*
*beep*
New message

I talked to my husband, and he's in. I wanna have your babies, so, yeah, give me a call-

*beep*
New message

Mr. Pingus, can you please sleep with my wife?

*beep*
New message

Mr. Pingus, can you please sleep with my wife?

*beep*
New message

Mr. Pingus, will you please sleep with my husband's wife? Please, please have my children Mr. Pingus, I love y-

*beep*
New message

Mr. Pingus, I really need a favor from you. Mr. Pingus, I've needed you more than I've needed anyone else in my entire life. I need someone to sleep with my wife. You have to sleep with my wife Mr. Pingus. Please, I'm begging you. I'm on my hands and knees. Mr. Pingus, please, sleep with my wife. I need you, I'm begging, right now