WEALTHMASTA - Iced_jules Is A Bum

★ intro ★
*iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live*
*crowd begins chanting*
*iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure*
*chanting grows louder*
*tears form in iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand*
Crowd: get this loser off stage!!!
*crowd starts to boo*
*iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants*
*crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him*
*suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that iced_jules dropped*
Monster: who's ready for an actual concert!?
*crowd erupts in excitement*

★ verse ★
You can call yourself icy, but i have much cooler lines
So fuck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes
Said i’m pushing 3 feet? thanks for describing my dick
Because the only thing i’m pushing 3 feet in is your bitch
I’m a legitimate thug, a real g, i back up all my talk
You’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “he got our block!”
I got bigger issues to take care of, so bitch, get off my cock
You should watch the time asshole, you ain’t on my clock
You have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match
No woman has ever touched you from your dick to your ass
If a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse
But you’re poor as shit, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack
Iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherfucking poser
Even if he stood on my fucking head, he’d still be lower
This bitch broke as shit, that’s why he’s such a loner
He should just surrender and accept me as his owner

★ chorus ★
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”

★ verse 2 ★
You’re an ice whore, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular
That’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her
Because i fucked that horny slut and jumpstarted her heart monitor
She choked and gagged on my dick, yeah the bitch a vomiter
Shawty got dsls just like your fucking profile picture
Bitch i’m a cannibal, and i’ve selected you as my next dinner
Got a smith and wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger
Organ-ize your guts, then i begin feasting on your liver
Cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that
But i have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack
I’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so bitch throw it back
But i ain’t talkin bout catch, nah i’m talkin bout ass

★ chorus ★
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”

★ verse 3 ★
You’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal
Claiming you a savage but you're average, you have no skill
Thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest
I’m should be a fucking exterminator the way i destroy pests
You use #2 pencils because shit is all that you write
Your disses are crap, yeah they’re reflections of your life
And i’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet
Log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it
And this shit is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed
Never get lyrical constipation, i just squirt this shit out
Turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard
Dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard
You belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage
So i’m flushing you like the condom i fucked your mom with
I fertilized that fuckin prostitute, yeah, manure
Your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer

★ chorus ★
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
Now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”