Lil' Yung Swag Bag - Sarsaparilla
Yeah! i'm a rapper with undiagnosed bipolar disorder!!!
★ verse 1 ★
I just beat a baby with a bottle of sarsaparilla
Played five nights at freddy’s and i saw a dvd
Went to the zoo and had sex with a gorilla
Hit my head on a corner and now i’m tasting green
My great grandma is built like a chinchilla
Came across a homeless shelter and i saw a green bean
My teeth taste like acid and i mispronounce tortilla
The present tense of saw as a matter of fact is see
★ verse 2 ★
I ran to a kindergarten and overdosed on vanilla
My great great uncle’s dog was actually chinese
I stabbed a middle aged man and then opened up a villa
The reverse of a seesaw is a sawsee
I stomped on a pigeon and jugged sarsaparilla
I read through homestuck and i swallowed a flea
The sun is going to get a jack hammer and drill a
That don’t even make sense you just added an a to drill
Shut up other personality i didnt ask you
Jeez im sorry man. ju-just keep going with the song
I cant think of anymore rhymes so im going to throw a party
Okay th-that sounds good!
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