Neil Cicierega - Bird Fucker
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutsie term
You're using to describe your sperm, birdfucker
Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdfucker
You fuck birds
There are no words
Except birdfucker
You'd get fowl with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw and cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose
Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds
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Biography
Since 2000, Neil has been actively making music in many forms, beginning with his instrumental project Trapezoid, later adopting the moniker Lemon Demon to release alternative comedy rock, leading to the internet sensation The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
In 2014, Neil released two mashup albums, Mouth Sounds and Mouth Silence, followed by Mouth Moods in 2017 and Mouth Dreams in 2020.