Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
★ Chorus: Wilbur Soot ★
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)
★ Verse 2: Wilbur Soot ★
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though.
★ Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy ★
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
★ Verse 3: Wilbur Soot ★
How on Earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
★ Chorus: Wilbur Soot ★
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
★ Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Wilbur Soot & Chevy ★
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (You're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair?
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Biography
In addition to editing for other channels, Wilbur frequently posts gaming-related content on his YouTube and Twitch channels, both of which have racked up millions of followers.
Additionally, Wilbur has a personal music YouTube channel which has hundreds of thousands of subscribers. The channel content contains Wilbur’s music, including original songs and covers. Other sources of his music can be found on his main channel or from his past live streams on Twitch. I Eat Shit is a great song
In December of 2019, Wilbur released Maybe I Was Boring, a small collection of songs, which he described as “a bunch of songs that weren’t good enough or didn’t fit the vibe of the ep.”
Later, in June of 2020, Wilbur released his debut EP, Your City Gave Me Asthma, which deals with topics like sickness, loneliness, and suicide. The EP’s title refers to Wilbur developing asthma while living in London.
Along with announcing the track “Your New Boyfriend” in December 2020, Soot stated that his “first serious lead-vocal band project” would be released in 2021, which turned out to be Lovejoy. They released their debut EP, Are You Alright? on May 10th, 2021.