Animaniacs - What If?
If this trash heap had a twinkle in its little trash heap eyes
If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks; this bus became pint-sized
What if all the dogs were puppies and the puppies all were sad?
What if cuttlefish were cuddly and we pedicured your dad?
What if you could kiss a pigeon? (Without contracting Lyme disease)
All the chairs were beanbags made (Of soft, delicious cheese)
If this moldy bread had a smile? (That was 50 shades of green!)
What if this pirate stopped frowning? ('Cause his hеad was a jellybean!)
★ Chorus: Dot ★
What if, what if, what if
The world was cutеr?
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii?
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters!
And we'd all have our chance to shine!
★ Verse 2: Dot ★
What if this red-faced man looked happy? (Oo-hoo)
And this one's rancor was more refined? (Aah!)
What if Tuck Buck was your true love? (Hoo-oo)
So sweet and valentine! (So sweet and valentine!)
What if old shoes were more bouncy?
Yeah, and they all still had their squeak
Naked mole rats wore a sweater, and the grizzly bears were meek
We'll dress up this suit of armor in a stone-washed denim skirt
Turn the Nile into a babbling brook and make Niagara a little squirt
★ Chorus: Dot ★
What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter?
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii?
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters!
And we'd all have our chance to shine!
★ Verse 3: Dot, Wakko, Yakko, and All ★
It's been four weeks, we can't stop singing and we've slowly gone insane!
There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows where there used to be my brain
We have to end this nightmare, I have sugar in my eyes
Please make it stop, we can't endure another cute reprise!
★ Chorus: All ★
What if, what if
The pigeon is the answer?
What if, what if, what if
We held it close?
What if, what if, what if
We turned it all back?
What if, what if
By doing something gross?
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Biography
Animaniacs is a variety show that features a large cast of characters in short skits. While the show did not have a set format, most episodes included three short mini-episodes, each starring a different set of characters, along with bridging segments. The series became known for its music, character catchphrases, and humor that appealed to an adult audience.
The show's characters, including Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, became iconic figures in the world of animation. Their zany antics and witty humor captured the hearts of viewers of all ages. Animaniacs also featured other memorable characters such as Pinky and the Brain, Slappy Squirrel, and the Goodfeathers.
Throughout its run, Animaniacs received critical acclaim for its clever writing, catchy songs, and top-notch voice acting. The show's unique blend of humor and satire set it apart from other animated series of its time. Animaniacs was praised for its ability to entertain both children and adults, making it a beloved classic in the world of animation.
Even after its original run, Animaniacs has continued to have a lasting impact on popular culture. The show's characters and catchphrases remain popular among fans, and it has inspired a new generation of animators and comedy writers. Animaniacs stands as a testament to the creativity and innovation of its creators and continues to be celebrated as a groundbreaking animated series.