The Gregory Brothers - Too Many Abs

★ Verse 1 ★
Too many abs on Instagram can be the end of the line for a congressman
Why would you do this?
You're in public office
Everything you do is public
Your abs are public
If you go to rehab it's public
Take your pride and your shame and double it
And everything your family does is public (ooh)
I know him
What's really interesting is he may have been dumb, but he's not corrupt
People run down the halls of congress with big wheelbarrows full of cash
But as long as you file the paperwork it's okay
He may have been dumb but he's not corrupt
Unless it's a crime to have a rock hard butt
It's okay, it's okay
He'll find another job on the runway-ay-ay-ay
The runway-ay-ay-ay

★ Verse 2 ★
Therе's a band, Waka Flocka Flame
You know they're thе best band 'cause they've got the best name
They were gonna perform on the campus of Oklahoma University but they cancelled
Why?
Two fraternity members caught chanting racial slurs
The lead singer said they were shocked
I'm shocked
They were shocked
It's crazy
That's passed down
So don't be racist in front of a baby
It's crazy
I really can't blame the kids, that's passed down

★ Verse 3 ★
You know what this is?
No
A snowball
Oh
So it's very, very cold. Catch this
Whoa
Issues like global warming are simply not what we need to be worrying about
Cool story, bro

★ Verse 4 ★
I can truly make this country great again
And nobody else can do what I do
Nobody else can do what I do
And I can straighten it out

★ Verse 5 ★
My music tastes changed on 9/11
I grew up listening to classic rock
Country music, these are my people
I didn't like how rock responded on 9/11
And country music, the way they responded resonated
Country music, these are my people

★ Verse 6 ★
Clinton's emails, Clinton's emails
What does she do?
Does it spell real trouble?
Nobody's drinking Pepto-Bismol right now
Speak for yourself, I chugged this bottle right now
Think of the North Korean hackers
They'll see all my naughty selfies if they try and track her
Ooh, I always knew my downfall would be a female
I'm not even interested in anybody's emails
Good there's nothing there to see (I'm not interested)
Except for the six-pack on me

★ Verse 7 ★
From bad comes good, that's been one of my mantras
From very bad can come very good
From very good can come very bad
So the only way we can be great is if we start out terrible
'Cause if we try to be great then we'll only get worse and we're stuck in the status quo
Status quo (Another Latin word)
Status quo, Another Latin word (Roman empire)

From bad comes good, that's been one of my mantras
From very bad can come very good