Finn M-K - Welcome to Finn’s, How May I Serve You?

Welcome to Finn's, how may I serve you?
Burnt the toast again, there's a toe in my soup
It's genuine Antarctican cuisine
A party of sixteen just walked in
I really wish I hadn't eaten half the food

We've got gumbo, shaksuka and bouillabaise galore
Seafood, free food, desserts and more
Just one problem, it's flippin' raw!
We had everything, but no kitchen sink
The customers rolled in, lookin' for some lunch
But little do they know I poisoned the fruit punch
The customer said "Can I get uhhhh"
I said "What do you restaur-want?"

Firе, fire, fire, fire
Oh my god, thеre's so much fire
G-th-th-the soup is on fire!
(We are the cooks, the fighting cooks)
This is a restaurant, not a band
So put away the mayonnaise and give me a hand!
What do you mean we're all outta apple fritters?
(We got a B+ rating from Cockroach Daily)

Welcome to Finn's, how may I serve you?
Burnt the toast agai—
("We found a kid inside the grease trap")
"What?!"
("Yeah... What do I tell the health inspector?")
"The health inspe— Mmm... Ugh..."
"We served him good, he got what he deserved"
("'kay...")

Servin' up smiles, dishin' out love
Food tasting like it was sent from above
Look out world, just wait and see!
Chef Boyardee's got nothin' on me
I was tired, I wanted to sleep
But then I saw Gordon Ramsay
Just please don't report us to the FDA!
No time to waste, it's time to plate

Handed him the plate, sayin' "And here's for you"
Then he started sweatin' bullets, told me ("Y-you too")
("This steak's well done!") "Thanks, I made it myself!"
("Uh, I was cookin' a chicken, it was almost done")
("But, uh, it caught fire, I called 911")
("Oh, and the rat poison got misplaced")
*choking*
"Gordon? Buddy?"

(Welcome to Finn's, how may we serve you?)
(Burnt the toast again, there's a toe in my soup)
"No, no, no, no, no, no!"
(It's genuine Antarctican cuisine)
"Come on, into the soup, Gordon, into the soup"
(A party of sixteen just walked in)
"I'm gonna quit now, bye"

(We are the cooks, the fighting cooks)
(We are the cooks, the fighting cooks)
(We are the cooks, the fighting cooks)
(We are the cooks, the fighting cooks)