Negative Øhio - ​everybody who built the carpal tunnel went blind afterwards.

★ Hook 1 ★
There is a crisis on an overpopulated earth
No more resources to accommodate new births
So let’s open a wormhole to an alternate timeline
With much less pollution, everything will be sublime

Oh wait, we didn’t think of our alternate selves
They can’t make room for all of us, man this is hell
So we went back and built a laser gun to colonize shit
Time to wage interdimensional war, when the beat hits

Are you ready to fight yourself!?

★ Solo 1 ★

★ Hook 2 ★
We need to justify this slaughter, umm let’s see
Their way of life is different even though they are you and me
Wait, this is a thin excuse, and karma’s a bitch
If we want ourselves to live, we need to die in a ditch

This confusing violent mess is our only solution
Making environmental progress is just way too hard
Let’s just pump out more old guns and lots of pollution
We don’t need no rhyme or reason, whatever we do is smart

Are you ready to murder yourself!?

★ Solo 2 ★

★ Hook 3 ★
Oh my God, what have we done?
This is going awful for everyone
Our seed of destruction has been sown
Hindsight is so hard, how could we have known?

We shouldn’t fight ourselves, time to put down our arms
Make up for misdeeds and try to mend our harms
Let’s not only care about the folks from our timeline
Love yourself on the other side, and then it will be sublime

Can you love yourself!?

★ Solo 3 ★

★ Breakdown ★
Prevent overpopulation by fucking yourself
Go help save the world by banging yourself
Interdimensional fucking with you and yourself
Nothing beats the feeling of screwing yourself

Love yourself
Fuck yourself
Love yourself
Fuck yourself

Save yourself
Fuck yourself
Save yourself
Fuck yourself