The Rebel - The Idiot 2: American Beauty

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I get up and jack off in the shower
My day goes downhill from that point
I work as an advertising executive
In a position which doesn't seem to have any point
My wife is a real estate developer
Her rival is a realtor, Buddy King
I quit my job and change my life, he fucks her
She screams, "Fuck me, your majesty!" while they're fucking
Meanwhile I'm obsessed with my daughter's sunny friend
She says she'd like to fuck me when I'm fit
Our new neighbor's son is an undercover man
He hooks me up with really primo ❲?❳
Unbeknownst to me, he and my daughter
Are falling in a tender love indeed
He's a really fascinating character
Possessed by nature's beauty and a career dealing weed
I'm getting fit smoking several joints a day
My neighbor's son hooks me up whenever I call
But, oh my God, his father thinks we're being gay!
His view of us rolling a joint was confused by a wall, oh no!

The dad beats up the son so he runs away with my daughter
Good luck and happiness to them, I say
I'm thankful at last for what I've had in my life
I appreciate it more than every day
I'm sitting at the kitchen table
I'm smiling at a photo of my wife (That's it)
 
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