Will Wood - Laplace's Angel [Early Version]
She walked like a giraffe with scoliosis, but she loved the way that leather feels
Terry was a child molester, he said that he was born this way
Never let his nephew sit upon his lap because he didn't want to raise him gay
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, would you still do what i do?”
Manny was a serial killer, who fainted at the sight of blood
He hacked up women who looked like his mother, but it cured his insomnia
Jeremiah was a rapist, with a bit of a feminist streak
Roofies at the bar left emotional scars, but he always called back within a week
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, would you still do what i do?”
Ratatata ratatatata ratatata tatatata ratata tatatatata
Henry was a gun for hire, made a living making people die
But the money came and when when he spent every cent keeping his brain-dead mother alive
Patrick was a faith healer, who cried when god took his son
When congenital heart disease reared its head he still dialed 911
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i bad?”
Now he's singing “oooh, what do you think of me? if you were in my shoes, i bet you fuckers do just what i do?”
Oh-oh lalalalalala lalalalalalala alalalalalalalalaaaaa
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