Freshy Kanal - Paddington Vs Ted

BONUS BATTLE!
TED
Vs
PADDINGTON




Paddington: I'm Paddington, pardon my manners or rather the lack o them. cuz ill batter MacFarlane's abandon cum- rag a ton
It's tragic. I've never seen a ted talk so horny
Trying to get his woody buzz'd like sex toy story
You're a Boston talking, profit dropping, plush version of Chuckie
Your friend got lucky with a girl until you stole her thunder- buddy!
And I'm sorry, but why does this mooch spend hours slacking?
Had is prime in shooting stardom now he's known as Hasbro's has been!
I'd call you washed up, but that order has power
I'm Certain that sperm bank was the last time you showered
Your biggest creeper started scheming until he came up with a deep plan. until you needed freeman to help you become a free man!
You left the theaters like Jhon after all your tricks...
Looks like your friend Wahlberg Isn't the only mark you missed...


Ted: Oooh Oooh scary, a Peruvian tourist! got me quacking even harder than your whole damn rain forest!
Suck my cock you stupid bitch, your getting bear-humped!
On the clock, I'm screwing chicks, your screwing haircuts!
I gotta say we're not the same I'm teaching you the Boston way
Your getting marmalade? I'm getting your mama laid!
The trail of yours gave you LIke no chance of winning!
If there was a law and order case, it would take less than five minutes!
Did you hear? The museum across the town is returning?
Ill have sam call the taxi, for me to see your taxidermy!

Paddington: Your dragging on your rancid plot with all the jokes your cracking! I thought it was my name, but my, you're stuffed with tons of padding! and your broken promises are making Tami Lynn cry
Because you just don't have the balls to be a family guy
Your gags make me gag, that drawn-out shlock is poppycock
Your not a real comedy, cleary your a comic con
Now, this was sure been fun, but build a bear will get upset when
They find out one of their toys put their best friend on their deathbed

Ted: Shut your trap, stupid orphan Your you know I rake in bank!
I don't need 107 ways to say I make it rain!
Your names a train station but my flow will drown you
On this track dawg, yea Paddington a great name, for a fucking tampon! your fame is long gone, this will be your sawn song!
This dickhead must be on pot, a walking, talking, shlong bong!
I stay dope, harvesting farms like it's no trouble!
Cuz I've been smocking trees Since trees were smocking your uncle!
Thought your family forgot you, oh the look on your face!
Like who'd ya think they are, the whole world after three days?
Im no hooker on the floor, I'm putting brown down, Now I gotta work the register, good thing I left ya cashed out, you bastard