Barbra Streisand - I'm Not a Well Man
He's not a well man
And he's getting worse
If he had any sense
He'd be in bed with a graduate nurse
A couple big specialists
High priced consultation
And outside waiting in the hall
Assorted logic small poor relations
★ Verse 2: Barbra Streisand & Jack Kruschen ★
His aches have got aches
His pains are in pain
And what sizzles and frizzles
Inside there all the smartest professors could not explain
They wouldn't know what
Be quick as you can
★ Refrain: Jack Kruschen ★
I might haven't got
You're dealing with not *cough*
With not a well man
★ Verse 3: Jack Kruschen ★
I'm not a well man
Get worse every year
All the medical doctors
Give one look
They're amazed I'm still here
I should own a pharmacy
For just my prescriptions
My bills for only pills alone
Would chill you to the bone
With conniptions
★ Verse 4: Jack Kruschen ★
What I have been through
No man could recite
It would make a heartbreaking
Play or story that only
★ Turn yet if? ★ maybe could write
A tragical plot
How can I plan?
★ Refrain: Jack Kruschen ★
I might haven't got
You're dealing with not *cough*
With not a well man
I'm not a well man!
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Biography
By the time she was sixteen, she’d graduated high school and was living on her own in Manhattan. After winning a talent contest at a gay bar on West 9th Street, Streisand’s ‘spellbinding’ voice quickly became popular at New York clubs and in Broadway shows. After appearances on a number of popular television shows including The Tonight Show, Streisand signed with Columbia Records and released several top 10 albums in the 1960s, scoring two US top 40 hits with “People” and “Second Hand Rose”.
Her success as a recording artist continued through the 1970s with several more gold/platinum-certified albums and four US chart-toppers: “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”, “No More Tears”, the Oscar-winning “The Way We Were”, and the Academy Award-winning “Evergreen (Love Theme from A Star Is Born)”. The 1980s would begin with Streisand’s biggest-selling release of her career Guilty, a collaborative effort with BeeGees member Barry Gibb. It topped the albums chart in several countries and as did its lead single “Woman In Love”.
For the rest of the 80s and into the 90s, Streisand continued adding to her already diverse collection of releases including pop songs, Broadway standards and successful films like Yentyl, The Prince of Tides and The Mirror Has Two Faces – the latter featuring the 1996 duet “I Finally Found Someone” with Bryan Adams that remains her last top 10 US hit (and appearance on the Hot 100).
Streisand has had continued success on the albums chart in the 2000s with three more chart-toppers, despite their lack of mainstream hits. At over 60 million albums sold in the US, she remains one of the biggest-selling recording artists of all time. Streisand also continues to sell out concert halls with her performances, receive various awards for her contributions to music and film, and be recognized for her support of various social and humanitarian causes.