Randy Rainbow - A Spoonful Of Clorox

★ Intro, spoken ★
Randy:
When viral symptoms underlie
There are home remedies to try
You find the one that works
And snap, you're safe!

★ Verse 1, sung ★
And every product 'neath your sink
Might be a medicine to drink
No need for tests
The President suggests...

Trump:
And I then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do something like that by injection?

★ Chorus 1 ★
Randy:
That a
Spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
Your temperature go down
Temperature go down
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
It's the latest COVID craze

Trump:
Supposing we hit the body with, whether its ultraviolet or just very powerful light

★ Verse 2 ★
Randy:
A politician who distracts
Has very little time for facts
The scientists he's hired are perplexed
While Doctor Birx is 'bout to barf
And hang herself with her own scarf
He diatribes and recklessly prescribes

Trump:
Well, but it sounds, sounds interesting to me

★ Chorus 2 ★
Randy:
That some Pledge on your pancakes makes coronavirus pass
Coronavirus pass
If it gives you gas
Try some bleach in your beer
And shove a flashlight up your ass
Heal yourself with UV rays

★ Verse 3 ★
Our President is no M.D
He only plays one on TV
But of medical advice he's always full
A little Drano in your cup
Will clear your sinuses right up
And quench your thirst
Unless it kills you first

★ Chorus 3 ★
Slap your
Mom with a Swiffer till her temperature goes down
Her temperature goes down
Temperature goes down
Spray your boyfriend with Lysol till he's six feet underground
It's the latest COVID craze

Trump:
Maybe it can, maybe it can't, I'm not a doctor

★ Verse 4 ★
Since it's improbable you'll win
With your hydroxychloroquine
Splash some Windex in your wine and you'll resolve
And you won't likely get a pill
From Doctor Oz or Doctor Phil
There's no (there's no)
Vaccine (vaccine)
So try some Mister Clean

*Ooh~~*

★ Outro, faster ★
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
Your temperature go down
Seriously down!
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
Your temperature go down
Temperature go down
In the most destructive ways

Trump:
Sounds interesting to me
Maybe it can, maybe it can't, I'm not a doctor
(You're kidding.)