Yung Ulcer - Austin Powers

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Chorus: Yung Ulcer

Might throw my 3DS out the window
If I get sued by Nintendo
Serves me right but I won't serve time
If a bitch leave me I ain't surprised
Thick foreskin uncircumcised
Get on a track and I murder the vibe
Fat homie eating a burger and fries
Your homie got busted now he serving life

Verse 1: Yung Ulcer

Lemme get back in my zone
She got a 'droid, she gotta go
She on her period, still gotta blow
Cretaceous bitch we dinos
16 years old alrеady done acid
I hate fat bitches thеy make me flaccid
Me and my ex we never happened
Say you make hits but you ain't rapping
When I'm in this state of mind
Epic shit ain't no surprise
I don't really feel alive
Sniffed some panties now I'm high
Peter Griffin family man
I got shooters from Iran that'll blast right through your diaphragm
My mom said I wasn't planned

I just got sand in my eye
Super soaked, your hoe was dry
I cherish women you make a bitch cry
Fuck around and make a bitch mine
It's so tempting but I might get Hep C
Fuck that wimp, I call him a Heffley
My ex bitch was too damn hefty
Left my gonads screaming "HELP ME!!!"

Chorus: Yung Ulcer

Might throw my 3DS out the window
If I get sued by Nintendo
Serves me right but I won't serve time
If a bitch leave me I ain't surprised
Thick foreskin uncircumcised
Get on a track and I murder the vibe
Fat homie eating a burger and fries
Your homie got busted now he serving life

You know what good pussy tastes like?
Chef Boyardee
Yuh

Verse 2: Big Destro

Won't wanna talk to no faggots, dont get it
Im runnin my checks through the fem of religion
It mainly consists of these men with a pigment
Of foreskin these animals fucking me timid
Im rockin im rollin im ownin my road
Testis and sack are a roomie with chode
Im talkin my shit, like a fuckin fanatic
Above the left wing, you should call me an attic

Hurtin myself, when im tryna get up
Im reservin my cock for the men and the cucks
I do not fuck with women they're too hard to fuck
But im still eatin chips with a bitch in the trunk
If you got a problem, you can call me asshole
Big fat body, howels large moving castle
Takin off your shirt, now the world needs a pass hole
Now where was i, oh yea how to rape hoes

Verse 3: Yung Ulcer

Femboys man just too appealing
Citgo fired me for stealing
I was looking at the ceiling
Like a bitch that's in her feelings
But I'm not that sensitive
I'll say what my incentive is
Say "fuck the world establishment"
Went into Target grabbing shit
Break glass doors, steal from stores
I was born to beat up whores
Who could even ask for more?
Sick minded down to the core
Knocked my bitch up, got the hanger
Clicked record and made a banger
I'll put my whole life in danger
Just to express all this anger
 
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Yung Ulcer, also known as Jakob Utter and DJ ALZHEIMERZ, is a visionary, artist, creator, graphic designer, director, writer, professional Minecrafter and vocalist. He lives in the sticks and has been making music since he was born probably.