Yung Ulcer - I Keep My Hands Sanitized
Demand to see life's manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons! do you know who i am? i'm the man who's going to burn your house down! with the lemons!
I'm with my boys we going caroling
Syringe full of heroin
I just want a bitch with nice hair possibly curly
Had girls in the past but all of em were too girly
Rawmeat, fuck world, give a fag a swirly
Fucked a preschooler just to start her off early
I just got a dough cause i won kentucky derby
Saw the o.k. boomer girl now i'm voting for bernie
That bitch is my princess, wе gon' burn incense
We gon' havе sex even if it's called incest
Money in the bank it's finna gain interest
I just fought a kid who runs a page on pinterest
Told me a diss cause i'm going full force
Maybe i'm just pissed cause i'm going off course
But you faggots betters duck when i blast you with this chorus
Cooking like wasabi is any fag who wants to rob me
Shagging every mom i come apast, speeding fast
Bitches be hella fat, see the food and eat it fast
From a different land but we all from budapest
Looting in the news, i made your bitch mess
I saw a homeless man and it made me depressed
Sinking in it more got me thinking less
This ain't no usher shit, i'm not finna confess
Yes i'm capitalist and a fucking narcissist
Yes i love grooming kids, you can callmecarson
Kill people, hit queers, commit lots of larson
No i'm not a full fledged faggot only partial
Every time i see a femmy boy i wanna kiss him
I remember asking for some femmy cock for christmas
Back in middle school, gym class, was always ditching
Had to switch to liking men cause women always bitching
Cop my bitch a dress and i know he'll do some dishes
Sleeping with a girl, nah, i'd rather sleep with fishes
Put my dick in dirty bitches now my weiner itches
Saw a straight couple and i think i shit my britches
Call me lil misogynist cause women always hogging dick
Fat hoes still can't jog a bit, like septic tank i'm clogged with shit
Had a dream i was making out with a twink
But i do not think that he would be very down to link
Went from missing hanukkah to fucking pissing in a sink
This is the mental breakdown track i'm at my fucking brink
Fucking ratchet hoes don't ask where my dicks been
Wasting all my money don't ask bout my addictions
Didn't have no friends, bitch cut herself for attention
Broke into the pharmacy and stole some gabipentin
Haha
Ay this boutta get weird
This, this the crazy shit bro
This is the wild side
Wild side, mhm we going crazy
Hands sanitized, hands sanitized
Hands sanitized, hands sanitized
Said hi to the void and it said hi back
Yeah i'm white but i made my bitch's eye black
Yo momma sat on ur phone made it an ipad
Not all pirates wear a motherfucking eye patch
Hands sanitized, hands sanitized
Hands sanitized, hands sanitized
Uhuhuhuh
Heheheheh
Huh
Woah
Is that like a preschooler over there
Huhuhuh
Hey baby
(oh my god who are you?)
Huhuhuh
How old are you
Does your age have to digits yet?
(get away from me! i'm gonna call my mom!)
Cause i really hope it doesn't babygirl
Huhuhuh
(stay away from me!)
I'm gonna do it with a preschooler
(please, no!)
Huhuhuh
Cool
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Yung Ulcer - Fat People
You've been busy eating, huh? So, i got a question for ya Do you think even the fattest person can change...? That everyone can be skinny, if they just try? Heh heh heh
Yung Ulcer - NO LOVE
I can tell you want it from me, bitch you dumb and hungry Telling me that words hurt, I think I hurt somebody I just told a rape joke (that's not funny!) You can't change the
Yung Ulcer - WHY?
{verse 1: yung ulcer} I got this rope around my neck, i'm bout to jump from a tree They praying on my downfall, i give 'em front row seats, it's fine by me
Yung Ulcer - Flying Dutchman
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Yung Ulcer - WannaLink?
{verse 1: yung ulcer & lil carbuncle} Half these bitches tryna link And half these bitches stink, i'm asking, "is the sisser pink?" Hear the drum
Yung Ulcer - Whole World Hating
{Chorus} I'm hard on my own, don't need Viagra Fuck all of these hoes, don't need no add-ons Imma get a bag, you are what you wait on It's my only
Yung Ulcer - Dishonor
{Intro: Yung Ulcer's Dad} It's just life choices, but if you have the right backing, the right- *sigh* path... it could be better or it could be worse for you
Yung Ulcer - UNDER MY RADAR
{Hook} What do you know, what do you know Who's looking for me now It don't make sense now They gon' get it later on What do you know, what
Yung Ulcer - LAUGH AT DEATH
I laugh at death Yuh, i laugh at death Hah, yuh, i laugh at death {verse 1} I wonder, did it hurt when you did a kurt? Cherry-red dessert splattered on
Yung Ulcer - STOP TEXTING ME
{intro} Bitch ex tryna get me out of her texts What did you expect when you told me you and him had sex "there's nothing left for me" is what she said
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