Rojelio Capone - Enter Da Samurai
J: what did the dumbass do this time?
Ro: mothuh fuckuh out here leaking our e-p and selling it before we put it out cuz
J: oh shit?! that nigga ain't, there’s no fuckin’ way!
Ro: my word is bond. matter of fact, we got dude tied up in the closet right here because we bout to beat his ass
J: nah, i’m bouttuh whip that mothuh fuckuh to death cuz
Ro: lemme get first dibs on this shit bro
J: nah homie, you already got to tie his ass up, so it’s only fair if i get the first blow
Ro: duh fuck?! i see how this finna be
J: do you dare challenge the patience of the samurai
Ro: nah nah, i got another way to sеttle this...
J: you thinkin’ what i’m thinking?!
Ro: oh hell yeah!
Ro: bеst out of three g
Ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
J: ooh you got me on that first one, but watch out on this next one
Ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
Ro: touché touché. watch yo shit on this tie breaker
Ro and j: rock paper scissors shoot
J: fuck you mothuh fuckuh
Ro: ijo de la verga madre guey
Ro: alright, go on and do your thing
*opens closet door*
J: surprise mothuh fuckuh
*disc scratching punching beat*
Ro: what the fuck are you doing j
J: leg drop off the top rope mothuh fuckuh!
Fatality
Ro: yo what the fuck j, i wanted to get the rest of the crew on this shit
J: omae wa maou shinderu
Ro: nani?!
*samurai stabs ro capone*
(record scratching solo)
*end of skit*
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