BronxHalo - BostonHalo

(verse 1: britishhalo, bronxhalo)
Bostonhalo! get out my way yo!
Spread energy like a jar of mayo!
Boston allen, kg, pierce, and rondo!
(boston celtics)
I got so much to say in these rap verses
Amazing how there is no curses
When i spit my bars, just sit back and observe, you nerds
(bronxhalo ad libs!)
Whaler mixtape, and bronxhalo is gay
In the month of may
I’m rapping fast but not rapping good
My tape gon get me kicked out of the hood
(my man’s boutta spit)
Y’all remember mordorator madness
He had a little of a british accent
Even though that wasn’t me rapping
He just did that out of habit
(the origin story)
Ayo xavier fernandеz
A damn wii sports legend
He bе skilled like desmond
Spill your ramen noodles on the floor, jensen
(purple house!)
Ok ok i ain’t tryna name drop
In gym class all i do is flop
I made a super team in volleyball
(we don’t miss)
Let this go through your ear
They gonna end up pierced
Antetokounmpo, fear the deer
(giannis)
Ok ok ok, you got a crush that’s cool
But i’m gonna ruin your childhood
I got a video of her with 4 black dudes
In the high school bathroom
(you going too far)
Ok. peep my superteam in volleyball
Ranen, jensen, anderson
We aboutta win them all
Jadan, marie, and the o word god
(do the flop)
In gym class all i do is flop
If something bad happens i’m a fall
I bang my head against the wall
Ayo ref that’s a foul!
(lebron james!)
Oh good now you just broke my back
And then next you kick me in the sack
But i’m made of vibranium
So i return like a maniac
(superman!)
I’m not really good at playing ball
But i like to talk like i am
The thing i’m most talented in
Is talking that super hot slam
(and music!)
I love to spit super hot fire
I only spit the truth, i’m not a liar
Sometimes i do remain silent
Until it’s my time to do some shining
(tell them goons)
I am never lazy
But new bedford high is crazy
The amount of fights never fail to amaze me
(jump that annoying fool)
School issue us water bottles
And those things got squirt range
So we pulled up to the cafeteria
All on a rampage
(i need an umbrella!)
Blue house is where it happens
That’s where i see the madness
Because it’s the only place where i get any service
(what is this?)
And the dudes love me in gym class
They all love to touch my ass
I was born really thicc, and born in 2006
(bigbootyhalo)
Speaking of 2006
Why are kids my age so damn weird
That’s why i never want to be inside of here
(bledsoehalo)
White girls on mii like justyce mcallister
But i turn’em down, i could do much better
I’m britishhalo the music master
You’re just a little bastard
(i get them girls)
Ok everybody move to the back of the bus
Move to there like rosa parks
Loud latino music from the guats
The cool stuff is in the back
(traffic jam!)
My english class is such a blast
Cause one of my teachers’s such a chad
And that girl who snorts when she laughs
Everybody is awesome in that class
(baconhalo!)
I’ve talked so much fire today
This song was really great
These the vibes of whaler mixtape
(barnacles!)