Aunty Donna - Riding the Crypto Coaster

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Verse 1
Money, money, money, money, I got it all
Dollar dollar bills out my asshole fall
I wasn't always rich, uh-uh, no way
I earnt my zero-zeros the hard way
I used to be a regular middle class guy
Living in a flat that my mum supplied
I was at uni, getting a degree
When I heard the word, "cryptocurrency"

Bridge
I asked my mum for a small loan, and traded it all for crypto
My crypto coin grew big big big
Now I'm a crypto big bigwig

Hook
Cryptocurrency
It sent me straight to the top
Before crypto, I had to buy food from the shops
Verse 2
All of this happened yesterday, 'cus crypto prices move quick-lay
I get price updates sent to my phone
Beep
Ooh, watch my money grow!
Beep
I'm a millionaire, yo!
Beep
The market's taken a blow, I lost 800k, oh no!
When mum finds out-
Beep
I'm a billionaire, read it and weep
Beep
I just lost it all!
Beep
It's back, phew, close call!
Beep
My currency just went bust
I invested everything into ass pennies
And now I'm out on my ass with no pennies
It sounds made up, ass pennies, but ass pennies were real, look it up

Bridge
Now I'll go back to mum's disappointment
Now I'll go back to my rent-free apartment
Now I'll go back to my uni degree
Now I'll go back to being unlucky
Hook
Cryptocurrency
I used to be at the top
After crypto, I still have to go to the shops

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