Aunty Donna - Millennial Spending Rebel

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intro: professor, zach
And back in my day, we knew the real meaning of saving
Everyday, i'd come home, and i'd take my shoes off, and i'd use one of the laces to lock the front door, (lame,) and i'd tie the other lace into a hammock, (lame,) but not before first, using it to floss my teeth
Next day, i would boil the laces for 4 hours, and have them for my breakfast
And yes, my shoes would fall off-

verse 1: zach
I wanna save up for a home loan
But us millennials are spending prone
I buy what i want when i want it 'cus i'm a-
Millenial spending rebel

verse 2: zach
I wеnt out for breakfast with an old friend
I bought smashed avo on sourdough brеad
And you're about to get your mind blown
'cus i had some avocado at home
Millenial spending rebel
verse 3: zach
My shoes broke, so i went to the cobbler
Millenial spending rebel

verse 4: zach
My rental flat has heating and aircon
And it ain't got a termite problem
It's actually quite a nice place to live
And it's less than an hour from my work
Millenial spending rebel

verse 5: zach
I'll see a doctor if i need to
Millenial spending rebel

verse 6: zach
I go to the movies on cheap tuesdays
But i still get popcorn
Millenial spending rebel

verse 7: zach
I went out and purchased a plain black suit
'cus at weddings, it's appropriate
I also wear it to funerals
Along with my one plain white shirt
Millenial spending rebel
verse 8: zach
I gave a tip at a restaurant
Millenial spending rebel

verse 9: zach
I got the internet, on my phone
I even got the internet, at my home
There's free internet at the library, but i don't give a fudge
Millenial spending rebel

verse 10: zach
I bought my colleague a flat white
He said "here's 5 bucks"
I said "don't even worry about it"
Millenial spending rebel

verse 11: zach
I was driving home from my 9 to 5
When my bar job called, said "6 to 9"
So i went and turned on my rideshare
And picked up some passengers on my way there
By 10 pm, i was feeling hungry, so i bought a sammich
Millenial spending rebel

verse 12: zach
I finally saved a deposit for a home loan
Went to the bank for a loan for a home
I tripped on the street and broke my teeth
And i elected to get them fixed
No more home loan for me
But that's what happens when you spend crazy
Millenial spending rebel

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