Aunty Donna - Got Point Hacks?

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Hook: Broden
We're all about-
Points, poi-poi-points points points
We're hacking those-
Points, poi-poi-points points points

Verse 1: Mark
I got the best point scheme that you ever seen
They know me 'round town as The Point-Pulling Queen
It rained points when I upgraded my car
And flooded when I bought a crate of mason jars
600 ears of corn, see the points swarm
A load of malted barley, it's a damn point storm
Got a killer distiller, from my points plan
And now I sell moonshine from my van
Hook: Broden
We're all about-
Points, poi-poi-points points points
I'm pulling the-
Points, poi-poi-points points points

Verse 2: Zach
I play the points game so gosh darn hard
I got 84 different kinds of credit card
Each with a different loyalty program
I spend and collect 'cus that's my jam
I go into a shop to buy a cucumber
"Sir, can I have your loyalty numbеr?"
It's one of these cards in this hеre wallet-
Can you serve the next person while I find it?

Hook: Broden
We're all about-
Points, poi-poi-points points points
I got all the-
Points, poi-poi-points points points

Verse 3: The Points Finder
Your points royalty, or so you've inferred
But what do you know about the points transferred?
I'm The Points Finder, I'm nimble and quick
If ya double cross me, my vengeance is swift
I shifted my points between two point schemes
And instead of getting one TV
I got another TV, for my room
And now I watch my programs in my room
Hook: Broden
We're all about-
Points, poi-poi-points points points
Transferring-
Points, poi-poi-points points points

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