★ verse 1: mr. ben, mark ★ Well hello there, i'm mr. ben I sell choccy milk, and the nbn Can i have a choccy milk please? Here you are, it's $3.50 Would you like some nbn? Nah, rack off ben Very well then
★ chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee ★ The nbn is coming to town Plan ahead or you will frown
★ verse 2: mr. lee, mark ★ Well hello there, i'm mr. lee I'm a salesman, don't you see? I sell balls, and bells, and nbn Walls, and wells, and nbn Nbn, dynamite, and nbn Nbn, and nbn Well i'll have a ball, and i'll have a wall And i'll have a bell, and some dynamite But i don't want any nbn Okay, no more nbn But would ya like some nbn? Get out of here with your nbn ★ chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee ★ The nbn is here to stay Like herpes, it won't go away
★ verse 3: mark, mr. ben, ★ What happened to my internet? i want to order a baguette Internet trouble, my old friend? Adsl's gone 'round the bend It's been usurped by the nbn Sign up now, why don't ya use me pen? With the nbn and the internet, can i still order my baguette? Of course you can, it's the best You use this plan, ignore the rest You can email, you can internet bank You can look up videos to help you wank There's no cap on your internet speed Well, gimme the pen, and i'll sign with glee Also, i will slap your tum Sign this now and i'll slap ya tum Well, the internet would make me wrapped But i don't wanna get my tummy slapped
★ verse 4: mr. lee, mark Don't worry sir, no, do not fear I've got another plan right here This plan is really really slow And comes with almost no downloads And, i will lick your knee Sign this plan and i'll lick your knee That plan is downright silly, i want the net, not a licked knee ★ verse 5: mr. ben, mark ★ Well, it seems that you've forced me hand To mention my special plan Once a month, i'll smooch ya foot You get internet, and i'll smooch ya foot It costs a million dollars a week And you'll be banned from eating leeks But you'll get internet and i'll smooch ya foot I'll sneak up on you and smooch ya foot I've got one thing to say to that plan Sign me up, it sounds grand I love when people smooch my foot Come on in and smooch my foot
★ chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee ★ The nbn is coming to town And this man will smooch your foot Yeah, this man will smooch your foot
Aunty Donna - Opening Titles {Verse} My reflection Getting nearer {?} There's no connection To myself I'm your lover When he's here- uhm {?} Pop
Aunty Donna - Morning Brown {zach} Oh, poor little zachy I just woke up and i'm still sleepy Tired and grumpy like a baby Wah-wah, boo-hoo-hoos Can you give me something for my
Aunty Donna - Everything's A Drum {all} Everything's a drum Everything's a drum Everything's a drum Everything's a drum {Broden} Did you know this cup is a
Aunty Donna - Don't Put Me In Steve {Verse 1: Broden} Put me in an old man, put me in a young man Repurpose my arms, and put them on a girl Stick my heart in him, and my bones in them And won't you
Aunty Donna - S.W.A.T. boys {Broden} We're the S.W.A.T. boys We love swatting around Kevlar, helmets, swatting up your town {Mark} We’ll breach your house We'll
Aunty Donna - Relatable {Broden} Isn't it funny and relatable When you want to buy a can of beans But you don't know if there's beans at home So you buy Like, heaps of cans of
Aunty Donna - Aunty Donna's Mega Mashup {Intro} Sub-Human Aunty Donna Sub-Human Au-Au Aunty Donna {Part 1} Aunty Donna Aunty Donna's got a Netflix show Aunty
Aunty Donna - Trendy Barber {Zach} Hey man, how are ya? Just chuck your name on the blackboard you sexy son of a fuck, fuck you alright? I've got boards, I've got bikes, I've got tits,
Aunty Donna - Tiny Man {Intro} Hello there I wonder, have you ever asked yourself "Hmm, what goes on underneath my cupboard? Is there a tiny man that lives under there?" Well, why
Aunty Donna - Moogie Woogie Boogie {Moogie Woogie} Let's boogie Let's boogie {Broden} Moogie, what's your kind of favourite of food? {Moogie Woogie}
Aunty Donna
Aunty Donna is an Australian absurdist comedy group from Melbourne. The group consists of Mark Samual Bonanno, Broden Kelly and Zachary Ruane as writers and performers, director/writer Sam Lingham, filmmaker Max Miller, and Tom Armstrong.