Aunty Donna - The NBN Is Coming To Town

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verse 1: mr. ben, mark
Well hello there, i'm mr. ben
I sell choccy milk, and the nbn
Can i have a choccy milk please?
Here you are, it's $3.50
Would you like some nbn?
Nah, rack off ben
Very well then

chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee
The nbn is coming to town
Plan ahead or you will frown

verse 2: mr. lee, mark
Well hello there, i'm mr. lee
I'm a salesman, don't you see?
I sell balls, and bells, and nbn
Walls, and wells, and nbn
Nbn, dynamite, and nbn
Nbn, and nbn
Well i'll have a ball, and i'll have a wall
And i'll have a bell, and some dynamite
But i don't want any nbn
Okay, no more nbn
But would ya like some nbn?
Get out of here with your nbn
chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee
The nbn is here to stay
Like herpes, it won't go away

verse 3: mark, mr. ben,
What happened to my internet? i want to order a baguette
Internet trouble, my old friend?
Adsl's gone 'round the bend
It's been usurped by the nbn
Sign up now, why don't ya use me pen?
With the nbn and the internet, can i still order my baguette?
Of course you can, it's the best
You use this plan, ignore the rest
You can email, you can internet bank
You can look up videos to help you wank
There's no cap on your internet speed
Well, gimme the pen, and i'll sign with glee
Also, i will slap your tum
Sign this now and i'll slap ya tum
Well, the internet would make me wrapped
But i don't wanna get my tummy slapped

verse 4: mr. lee, mark
Don't worry sir, no, do not fear
I've got another plan right here
This plan is really really slow
And comes with almost no downloads
And, i will lick your knee
Sign this plan and i'll lick your knee
That plan is downright silly, i want the net, not a licked knee
verse 5: mr. ben, mark
Well, it seems that you've forced me hand
To mention my special plan
Once a month, i'll smooch ya foot
You get internet, and i'll smooch ya foot
It costs a million dollars a week
And you'll be banned from eating leeks
But you'll get internet and i'll smooch ya foot
I'll sneak up on you and smooch ya foot
I've got one thing to say to that plan
Sign me up, it sounds grand
I love when people smooch my foot
Come on in and smooch my foot

chorus: mr. ben & mr. lee
The nbn is coming to town
And this man will smooch your foot
Yeah, this man will smooch your foot

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