SML - Pop-Tarts

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Intro
Ha! Yeah, you know who it is!
T-O-Double D, duh!
Make some room for my 'fro hoe, yuh!

Verse
Pop-Tarts make me fart, yes they do! (Make me fart!)
Pop-Tarts make me shart, yes they do! (Make me shart!)
Strawberry, chocolate, cherry, and some blueberry
Take a bite, lose a tooth, call the tooth fairy (Where you at?)
Chocolate on the floor? Still eat it if it's hairy
Drink some milk, shit my pants, I can't have dairy
Constipated on the toilet, and it's kinda scary (Scary)
And my girl used to be a dude named Larry (Larry)
I'm back on the track with a nеw rap
Where the hoеs at? Dora let me use the map (The map)
She got a bulge in her pants, man, that's a trap
But I still got some ones, gonna make them clap
Twerkin' for some money, girl, twerkin' for some Pop-Tarts
Booty hit the ground, ground slam at the ball park
I'm a big dog, baby, I'll bite (I'll bite)
Bring that ass here, I'ma ride it like a golf cart (Yeah, yeah, right now)

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