Freshy Kanal - Paul Blart vs. Robocop

★ Intro ★
Bonus Battle
Robocop
Vs
P-P-Paul Blart (*laughter*)
Begin!

★ Robocop ★
Robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did
I'll show you life won't always let you land in a ball pit
'Cause I'm here to arrest you for causing a huge riot
Do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!
Your seg-way of thinking isn't outside the box
You're not a cop eating donuts, you're a donut eating cops
I'm rising like the crime rate; fight for justice 'til I get killed
Take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill
I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy
You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE
Your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets
Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid, creep

★ Paul Blart ★
Roger that, officer, it's an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of WALL-E (*laughter*)

★ Robocop ★
I, erm... what?

★ Paul Blart ★
(*coughs*) Sorry
I'm the ball-droppin' mall-coppin' officer Paul Blart!
For one dollar, I'll knock your films out of Walmart!
You Terminated your style, then robo-copied and pasted that
And before you would've gotten replaced again, you said, "screw it, let's just play some ads"
But here's some family advice: stop clinging on your ex-wife
Like, I don't think she wants a microwave as her next child
And back then this rock'em sock'em bot's plots bottled up and became a mad source
But these days, your reboots are just kicking a dead horse

★ Robocop ★
Don't lecture me 'bout family or kicking a dead horse
Your first ever email was your wife sending a divorce
So are you gonna' try to call in your daughter as third party?
You failed to cross my lines, and this ain't even the army!

★ Paul Blart ★
My expectations didn't get high since you got Nuked off the market
If you want to save Detroit, you should be your own target
Your directive's out of its prime... (*yawns, falls asleep*)
(Oh!)
I rock the comedy genre, your gore doesn't attract, believe me!
If you were part of the PGs, you'd still be able to pee; geez!
You're the proof in person that products get rotten
And that if robots can't die, they can still be forgotten

Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.

Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.