YourBoySponge - WHY AREN'T YOU IN UNIFORM

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Intro
Yeah, this right here, it's an anthem
Ooh, 'cause I'm ready
Okay, yeah
I'm ready, SpongeBob

Verse 1: YourBoySponge & Squidward Tentacles
It's about time you got here
Helped the homie Squid, 'cause he said he need a break (Break)
Cooking up eggs and bacon and steak (Steak)
Tearing up the kitchen, I don't know what I'ma make (Mama)
Wrist keep flicking til' it twist and start to ache (Yeah)
SpongeBob work, work, work like Drake (Drake)
Serve the homie Squid lemonade and pancakes (Hear me?)
Sponge don't even gotta say he ready (No)
Run 'cause the flow like a gray machete (Slice)
Squid keeps bossing me around like I'm some kind of clown just because his job not steady (Woah)
He already know what I say is heavy (Yeah)
I just want to go my way, real steady
But lately, Squidward's been acting real petty
I think I heard my name three times already
Bridge: YourBoySponge & Squidward Tentacles
Why aren't you in uniform?
Why arent you in uniform? (I really don't understand why he's making me wear this uniform.)
Why aren't you in uniform?
Why aren't you in uniform? (Okay, now I'm getting mad.)
Why aren't you in uniform? (I'm about to give him some words of my own.)
Why aren't you in uniform? (He's been here for months now.)
Why aren't you in uniform?
Why arent you in uniform?

Verse 2: YourBoySponge
Squidward, bro, you really need to get a job (Now)
'Cause right now, yo, you are acting like a blob (Jelly)
You really need to go, you annoy SpongeBob (Annoy)
I'll slice your toe and turn you into a kabob (I will)
So go back to work and be a cashier (Go)
I don't really care what Mr. Krabs gotta hear (No)
But right now, fam, you need to get up outta here (No)
You got ten minutes, do I make myself clear?
I'm ready, he didn't even pay my rent (No)
Not a whole dollar, not one cent (No)
Honestly, I'm glad, 'cause I was gonna leave a dent (I will)
I will slap the snail out a fish like Will Smith (Pshh)
Something in my brain sharp like a marksman (Sharp)
Flowing like Wayne with a crazy dark scent (Wayne)
Yellow like Ukraine, eyes blue like shark skin (Yeah)
Sponge switched again like my name Clark Kent
Outro: YourBoySponge & Squidward Tentacles
Why aren't you in uniform? (Real talk)
Why aren't you in uniform? (I'm stronger than Superman)
Why aren't you in uniform? (Superman can't square up with me)
Why aren't you in uniform?
Why aren't you in uniform? (SpongeBob)
Why aren't you in uniform? (SquarePants)
Why aren't you in uniform? (Yeah)
Why aren't you in uniform? (I'm ready)

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YourBoySponge is an up-and-coming rapper who uses the voice of characters from the Nickelodeon show “Spongebob” to rap his