DigBar - BIG DICK RANDY

★ Chorus ★
On Halloween, there will be a nigga;
You gone take his peen'
He's big and black - he will take your candy
That nigga's name is "Big Dick Randy."

★ Verse One ★
Aye
Big, big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy
He dress up like he a granny
Then he be ready for niggas to walk off alone
He make sure they ain't near no home
He sneak up and he let out a moan
He rip off your booty and then he is gone
I remember one day, it was like 2012
It was big Randy - I could just tell
He took my booty and I couldn't yеll
I got to the house. Mama said, "wherе is yo' ass -
And where is yo' candy?"
And I said, "Mama... it was Big Dick Randy!"
"He came out of nowhere, On god he appeared
And then he ran off with my rear."
"He took my whole booty and all of my candy
But you should be lucky that I'm even here."
"Randy's the real deal - he usually finish the kill;
I guess I got lucky."
"I don't know how I made it out of there alive
Before that big nigga could f*ck me."
★ Bridge ★
Randy!
He is the one!
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!
Randy!
He is the one!
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!

★ Interlude ★
(Randy speaking)
"Ahh, Digbar."
"Bring that ass back here nigger!"
(Digbar speaking)
"No! Get away from me."
(Gay anal rape noises.)
"No please stop!"
"Ahhhhhhhh"

★ Verse Two ★
Aye
If he get you, you can not escape
So just be ready 'cause that booty's gonna get raped
Randy's takin' everybody, he ain't scared of nothin'
It's Halloween so he'll turn that booty to his pumpkin
He dresses up as granny, it's a disguise
Then he walks up on you and looks you dead in yo' eyes
The niggas just be like "Hey", "Wassup", "How was your night."
Then he catch 'em off-guard when he start
f*ckin' they butt with his pipe
He do it so good, he do it so right
He takin' the booties on Halloween night
And if yo' cake end is tight, he's gonna take it alright
So don't even put up a fight
★ Chorus ★
On Halloween, there will be a nigga;
You gone take his peen'
He's big and black - he will take your candy
That nigga's name is "Big Dick Randy."

★ Post-Chorus ★
He's big and black - he will take your candy
That nigga's name is "Big Dick Randy."

★ Bridge ★
Randy!
He is the one!
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!
Randy!
He is the one!
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!

★ Outro ★
(Echo)
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!
Hide your daughters and hide your sons!

The best song ever

The best song ever

I've always been here~~~ I'm chasing you down~~though i'm not running~~~ I'll be around~~ you can't escape me just know that i'll be waiting for you~~~~ at the bottom ~~ Everyday I prowl these lands waiting for an unfortunate soul~~~~~The way I say goes into play for ~~~~~~~~I've found my prey today~~~
Unstoppable~~
I'm in control~~~~

There's hope that faded long ago~~~

You had your one shot at life~~~~

You threw away~~

You tell me I'm responsible but you had faltered~~~~

Dwell within my realm~~

Don't blame me when it goes to hell~~~
Don't go feeling overwhelmed~~~~~~~~

It's time for your final farewell~~~~

With the power I possess~~~

I can stir up all your distress~~

Oh I once was silent, growing violent
Times will change but I will not~~~

II'm dancing with danger
In a demon's despair~~~
No way out, endangered
A sepiatoned nightmare~~The creator has remastered~~
Our darling devil~~~
With every wall ink-plastered~~
In agony ~~he reveled~Don't be scared
She's so heartless~~
Always there
In the darkness~~~
If I don't ~~~sing with
Psychos, why do I write this
Musical haiku?~~~

(Pennywise:) HAHAHA!! Hiya Freddy what a nice hat~~ do you want it black?~(Freddy Fazbear:) yes please(Pennywise:) You look like a nice bear I bet you have a lot of friends~~(Freddy Fazbear:) Actually i'm evil~~

I wanna say your a real good guy~~ But we both know that would be a lie~~~~
Its been a nightmare being your friend~~~
So it's time for this charade to end~Cause you might grind me down into meat pie
I'll tell the school you have avian flu
So it'll be their job to get rid of you
I hope they put you into quarantine~~~
Or lock you up until you turn eighteen~
So maybe then, I'll never have to fear~~~
That you might suddenly bite off my ear
Please don't bite off my ear!~~~~I cant say~~~ goodbye~~

Good job :)

Fuck me randy

Donald J L Brown makes gay raps and remixes under the artist name DigBar. His most popular song, a gay rap imitating the flows of the 1980s, gained some traction on the internet due to short viral videos. He's now a viral sensation.