Ham Sandwich - I'M NOT a FURRY BUT

★ verse 1: ham sandwich ★
I'm not a furry, but lola bunny is kinda thick
If i was on the squad, i guarantee that i'd be tryna hit
'cause as a jit she had me bleeding out my sinuses
Twenty four karats, she got me running through my finances
Speaking of carrots, i'm tryna find a mink
Take her out to sea, and i show her some of the finer things
Moon's out, she finna shine brighter than diamond rings
Inu-inu dogging her until i hear a choir sing, ay
I ain't a furry, but i'd hop inside of judy hopps
'cause she a mathematician when she just an off duty cop
That means we multiplying, i'mma stuff her full of mine!
But she can't control herself, i swear she tryna suck me dry!
Something 'bout a rabbit get me activatеd
Niggas never wanna admit it, that's why i have to say it
Human womеn getting oversaturated, i could take you back to basics
Or i could rap, so you don't have to face it

★ chorus: ham sandwich ★
Niggas know that i'm finna speak for the soul, people are weak to the truth
But i'm finna talk my shit 'till i fall asleep in the booth
And i ain't a furry, dawg, but i know i know what i want
See, i ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
See, i'm finna speak for the soul, people are weak to the truth
But i'm finna talk my shit 'till i fall asleep in the booth
And i ain't a furry, dawg, but i know i know what i want
See, i ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
Yeah, bitches from the looney toones bad as fuck
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
I'm 'bout to tutorial a new cut of movie
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
Tryna slide on luna, i don't care if she kill me
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
And rouge the bat, do i even gotta say, like-like do i even, why does she look like that? this is a kid's game! y'all got me fucked the fuck up
★ verse 2: ham sandwich ★
Look, man, if you asked markiplier, i know he'd have my back
'cause he was cooking with that pokémon smash or pass
Some of these pokémons aren't really meant to move you
But some of these are only here to sexually confuse you
Like, what the fuck else am i supposed to do with megalopony
Like, actually look at her, bro!
Tell me this shit ain't supposed to make you feel a type of way
And i'mma pull the chopper out and take your fucking life away
Like, bro, you more dummy than her ass is
And that's massive, she really thick with that
Bouncing in the back, it look like braixen with no stick attached
Salazzle kinda toxic, but i still might put my dick in that
They used to marry pokémon, like there ain't nothing to it
Gardevoir already in a wedding gown, she wanna do it
My ditto can transform into nessa, you bet i'm running through it
Vaporeon though? - i'm just not gonna say it

★ chorus: ham sandwich ★
Niggas know that i'm finna speak for the soul, people are weak to the truth
But i'm finna talk my shit 'till i fall asleep in the booth
And i ain't a furry, dawg, but i know i know what i want
See, i ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
See, i'm finna speak for the soul, people are weak to the truth
But i'm finna talk my shit 'till i fall asleep in the booth
And i ain't a furry, dawg, but i know i know what i want
See, i ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
Ain't married had me acting so wild
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
I would overpopulate that topic
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
Redemon was pokémon serve to the gardevoir
I ain't a furry, dawg, i just know i know what i want
Like yo, y'all seen tana's crash them with her dashboard?
★ interlude: ham sandwich & gameboyjones ★
-she kind of fire, i'm not gon-
-hey yo, my boy, what you talking about, man, you sound like a furry to me, let me really explain

★ verse 3: gameboyjones ★
I'mma pull a legoshi and hit a bunny doggystyle
Said i ain't a furry, but these girlies really got me wild
This might sound real fishy, but i hit up lola just to motorboat her
Flip her over, pop it in like she's the fucking toast
So you're saying you would fuck a fish? duh, nigga
And the other lola too, i been in love with her
She can get my secret stuff anytime she ask
On my side i keep a baddie who's real batty - rouge the bat
Where's that they/them thussy freak hoe - neferpitou
Lay 'em on the side when i hit, that's a t-bone
Please note, i'm a leo, so i'll keep believe these deep jokes
Beat this pussy up like a debo, damn!
Carmelita fox, krystal fox
Give me either one, i'mma eat the box
You ain't gotta be a furry to expand your view
But come on, dawg, you know that you would fuck tawana bandicoot

★ outro: gameboyjones & ham sandwich ★
-uh, yeah, anyways, i'm not a furry, i just like hot chicks who just so happen to have fur on them, and that's ok!
-yeah, nah, man, yeah, completely, exactly, understandable
-like, dawg, for real, we all watched the goofy movie as kids and had a crush on roxanne, that's fine! i'm done pretending like it's not, fuck outta here!
-exactly, man, this is why i fuck with gameboyjones, you really get me, i don't think it would be like, cool to, you know, have a tail or anything, but like hypothetically speaking