DigBar - Turbulence Anthem

★ chorus: digbar ★
When she seen the size of my little dick, she started slurping it
Every time i jump, it’s a whole bunch of turbulence
She like, “digbar, what is that?” baby, i ain’t even heard of it
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, i showed her the basics, i started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then i knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking likе she just fought a bear
My turbulencе come through snapping, i call it thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

★ verse 1: digbar ★
Man, i tried to get justjoofficial up on the track
Man, i hit him with a dm but he never hit me back
And i had to hurry up and get this out because it slaps
But if he wanna hop up on the part 2, i run it back
Everybody think of turbulence is something on the plane
But this shit the real turbulence, the other shit is lame
This shit sound like n^^^as clapping at the end of a game
This shit sound like cheeks clapping in the middle of a train
Man, y’all know it’s digbar, and when i get my dick hard
My shit started jumping like the lamp off of pixar
And everybody listening to this and saying, “pause”
I’ma use my turbulence to give your ass a round of applause
Woo!
How the hell’s it gay when it’s my own dick?
Rapping about the turbulence, my n^^^a call me gturbo
2024, i’ma do a song with g herbo
All this off the dome, there ain’t no script, there ain’t no teleprompter
When i start jumping, it get real loud like a helicopter
People be thinking that it’s an earthquake in hong kong
But it’s really just this big cake and long dong
★ chorus: digbar ★
When she seen the size of my dick, she started slurping it
Every time i jump, it’s a whole bunch of turbulence
She like, “digbar, what is that?” baby, i ain’t even heard of it
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, i showed her the basics, i started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then i knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, i call it thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

★ verse 2: alex schor ★
Ugh, we ain’t even on a plane, though
Turbulence done caught a couple bodies, call him jane doe
Gay guys hitting on me, tryna taste the rainbow
Sorry, i can’t do that, man, you gotta let this plane go
Peeped the helicopter and i changed locations
I don’t go for single women, all the good hoes taken
Think you can handle the shaking? baby, you must be mistaken
I go from front in the back and i leave you cooked like this bacon
This shit got a mind of its own, giving me attitude
Everybody’s praising it like god giving gratitude
All these homophobic motherf*ckers, bitch, i’m mad at you
Only know you don’t like dick because you had it, dude
Animal control, i’m a dog, they wanna get me caught
Lil uzi vert turbulence, i just wanna rock
Talking about turbulence, to summarize, we got a lot
And like a shitty fedex worker, i beat up the box
★ chorus: digbar ★
When she seen the size of my dick, she started slurping it
Every time i jump, it’s a whole bunch of turbulence
She like, “digbar, what is that?” baby, i ain’t even heard of it
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, i showed her the basics, i started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then i knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, i call it thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

Donald J L Brown makes gay raps and remixes under the artist name DigBar. His most popular song, a gay rap imitating the flows of the 1980s, gained some traction on the internet due to short viral videos. He's now a viral sensation.