★ intro ★ Are you ready for your mind to be flayed? As every memory of your life is erased You'll be reborn, renamed, reformed, remade Out of a tragic backstory, that's sort of cliche, like, uh
★ verse 1 ★ But this is who i am, tell me, who are you? If this isn't your jam, sorry, i'm the bard, dude I got the riz to blow the lid right off a tall roof That's how i raise the bar and make a fan of all you I know my role, but i gotta find me a squad They oughta know i run the show, i'm the one writing the plot I mean like right out the gate, i'm tryna pilot a naut But i don't initiate before i line up my shot If i could marry the game, right now i'm tyin' the knot But if it's gonna get dicey, i feel like mine'll be hot As long as i get to talk, i'm really likin' the odds I'll make the call before we roll, so when it's time for the drop, i got you
★ chorus 1 ★ Take a buff of my bardic inspiration Listen up to this uplifting sensation As i play on my lute, take your aim and then shoot With every throw that i make, i'll save 'em ★ verse 2 ★ Yo, i'm so charismatic, and i'm no less proficient With intimidation - make your retreat expeditious I'll reverse any curse if you're castin' a hex I might've bounced a few checks, but i'm passin' the rest Silver-tongued, so yes, i'm quick with my words Just like i am on my feet, because i'm fit for a nerd It's like your mind i can read - my whits are kickin' in first And with a flick of the wrist, i'll flip the script in a flourish Surely my words are weapons - whisper dissonantly While climbin' all the right branches on the dialogue tree Tell me i can't, so i can show you you're wrong Like when the potion seller says that his potion's too strong I go hard for a bard, there ain't much that can phase me Long as i got my songs and all my people to praise me When am i getting my flowers? you know by now that i may be More dandelion than geralt, but i ain't pushin' up daisies
★ chorus 2 ★ Take a buff of my bardic inspiration Just like an overdose of motivation Pluckin' on my guitar to put the pump in your heart That's like the first part of bard initiation Let me give you some bardic inspiration They'll be bumpin' my songs all over faerun I've been known to make rolls so advantageous I've read up on the rules just so i can break 'em ★ verse 3 ★ I'm such dashing half-elf from the woods Although i won't be robbin' you, i'm one hell of a hood Ever so wealthy of knowledge, clever and stealthy of foot I've never had a single show that didn't sell like it should I'm not one to kiss and tell, now i don't plan to start But what i got below my belt? is my better part So let me be the one to lighten up your shadowheart We'll get the camp set up, and let the romance spark And if you're smart, you'll never cross my path, nah, you don't want my wrath Beg for mercy, better yet my autograph I can design your confusion with more than minor illusion 'cause after i hit you with this, you might find yourself bruisin' With the lightest sleight of hand i'm in and out of your pocket So when you've lost everything, i'll insist you just dropped it My music gives, and it takes, including physical toll 'cause when a bard hits hard - it's a critical role
★ chorus 1 ★ Take a buff of my bardic inspiration Listen up to this uplifting sensation As i play on my lute, take your aim and then shoot With every throw that i make, i'll save 'em
★ outro ★ So when the die are rollin' hot, simply give 'em a throw 'cause when you're already winnin', it's easy lettin' 'em go Just like a musical crescendo that you feel in your soul My modifiers make every one a critical fail, ah shit!
JT Music - Колыбель для мертвеца {Вступление} В кромешной тьме Огня увидел вспышку Пламя горит, даруя жизнь Знак на спине Внутри я стал пустышкой Из черноты приходит свет
JT Music - Steel Hearts {Intro: Andrea Storm Kaden} Among monoliths scraping the sky There's a Raven in flight With a trail left blazin’ behind We're raising the tide This season
JT Music - Call on the Undertaker {Chorus 1} Call on the undertaker, follow the undertow Grim is the reaper guiding me, on the tide of war we row We're ready to meet our maker, no matter by friend or
JT Music - All in With the Fallout {Intro: JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden} Now this may sound far-out But I hope you're listenin' 'Cause a nuclear Fallout is not improbable No, it is
JT Music - Wrong Side of the River {Intro} O'Connell, O'Connell, it looks to me like I got all the horses, ahahaha! {Verse 1} Anyone ever thought you had a friend, but did not Have
JT Music - Reflection {Intro: JT Music} Back for the encore, I'll always come for it (I know you wanted it) Death is at the door, I won't succumb to it (Don't bother
JT music - I therefore I am {intro: jax & pomni (jt music & andrea storm kaden)} We're ready to perform We're bringing out the band The ringleader in tow The ring is where you stand
JT Music - J.O.E.L. {Verse 1} More than mechanized, we are weaponized In the fires of industry Scorching red - the skies, what's our enterprise? Demise of democracy We are legion,
JT Music - King for a Day {intro} I don't mean to bemoan ya But would you be my fiona? {verse 1} I'm a little bit shy I'm a little bit cocky though When
JT Music - Another Five Nights Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's time, my friends To rise, again! Your first night on the job Not sure you wanna punch in Because once you're on the clock You know
JT Music
JT Machinima (or JT Music) is a YouTube group that writes and composes raps for popular video games, founded in late 2008. The team consists of Skull Kruncher and Patfan, and they often collaborate with other similar artists/groups such as Andrea Storm Kaden, NerdOut/NemRaps, Neebs Gaming, TeamHeadKick, Rockit Gaming and others to produce video-game inspired raps and songs.